~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the noodles can't be heated. You'll just have to eat it cold =o

I wish for a delicious cake

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but if you eat it, you grow a third arm. Your choice!

I wish for a low-calorie pizza.

 

[Arcaneum]

Wish granted, apart from the calorie count actually overflowed and now sits at about 65,535 calories.

I wish aliens would visit Earth.

 

[Megan]

Granted, and they really want to introduce you to their laser weapons.

I wish for a dictionary.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, it's written in Klingon!

I wish for a chocolate bar.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but its all molten and sticky from being out in the sun too long.

I wish for a Fennekin Pluche.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but the previous owner has washed it in 100° water constantly, and it's now faded beyond recognition.

I wish for Mew to be real.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but its as tall as a skyscraper, and farts constantly!

I wish zombies were real, but very cute and they eat all the waste xD

 

[StCooler]

Granted, they're real, very cute and eat all the waste, but they are on strike every two weeks because they want the right to vote.

I wish for a newer smartphone.
Mine is 4 years old and has no problem though.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the volume button is stuck on highest so whenever someone calls you the entire neighborhood hears you!

I wish for a new bike

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it comes with rectangualr wheels.

I wish for a purpose in life.

 

[ReKoil]

granted, but you now have to become a politician as you will be the next Prime Minister/President/*Insert your country's title for it's Leader here*. Better get used to lots of attention and bein in charge and having lots of responsibility!

I wish for more free time

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you get one more millisecond. Enjoy it!

I wish to be friends with a tree.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the tree will be cut down tomorrow by Kabutops Konstruction, better savor that day!

I wish for a lifesize glaceon pluche

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it just sits there, staring at you...menacingly.

I wish for less need of bureaucracy.

 

[StCooler]

Granted but you can no longer rely on anything your administration does.

I wish for a third computer monitor.

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!! Your other two don't work anymore ;)

I wish for some sleep.

 

[Arcaneum]

Granted, however you're actually stealing the sleep of your loved one, so they never sleep again.

I wish to be a member of a band.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the band breaks up the very next day.

I wish I had a friend

Spoiler:

Granted, but it just sits there, staring at you...menacingly.

I see no problem here 😂

 

[pokemon fan person]

granted, but you're only friends with that one person for a day

i wish to win an ultra rank coolness super contest in pokemon platinum