~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

granted, but you win it with a mon you can't stand!

I wish I had some Doritos chips....

 

[Arcaneum]

Granted! However, it's some dusty old packet from 1997 that I found.

I wish for the colonisation of Mars.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it collides with Pluto, skipping the other planets in between for some reason. I guess, Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

I wish for a portable flame.

 

[Arcaneum]

Granted, however by portable flame you meant a giant ball of flame such as The Sun, right? Cause that's what ya got.

I wish to be a famous sportsperson.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, you are now famous for being the worst at every sport on the planet.

I wish I could gain a new skill in a day.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they take up a skill slot which means you have to get rid of another one, starting with the most basic ones like "Breathing" or "Eating".

I wish for a new Ice Age.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's on another planet. Nobody said it had to be on earth =o

I wish for a giant chocolate bar +_+

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Thank you! It was lovely 😁

I wish for a credit card you don't have to pay back

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, instead you have to pay every person you meet double.

I wish for a free vacation =D

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, your trip is during monsune season and you get rained out

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the bread is stale, and the peanut butter iffy.

I wish the weather would improve.
(day after day of rain and strong wind)

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, it only last an hour than it's back to rain and strong winds. I wish to be in better shape

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're so busy working out that you can't do anything else.

I wish for some pastel color pencils.

 

[Olivia]

Granted you got a paste of colour pencils
I wish I was a real queen

 

[Megan]

Granted, just keep away from any type of food or drink. It might have a bitter aftertaste. :)

I wish I got some more time to think.

 

[Olivia]

Granted you can now only think nothing else!
I wish my age was 22

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you're 23 now. Being 22 is now a thing of the past you will never obtain =o

I wish I had a VR set

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now the trend is over and no developper cares to make VR games. which is kind of what is happening.

I wish I had a proper bag to carry my 4.5 kg laptop. (ROG laptops are great but you need a suitcase to carry them)

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it has wheels and tends to roll away at the slightest of inclinations if you put it down.

I wish I had the time to actually play Pokemon Snap...

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, you now have no job and are homeless. With no time to dedicate towards a place of employment or house work to do, you have all the time in the world to play Pokémon Snap. Now you just need to figure out how to access the game.

I wish I could play Switch games on my phone.