~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

I don't know if I can grant that. That's something you have to figure out yourself. I guess that counts as a corruption of your wish? :(

I wish I was in a better environment irl.

 

[ReKoil]

I wish you were too. 😊
Have you tried taping your phone to your head yet and playing some 'VR' games? 😈

I wish my linework was better when drawing.

 

[Megan]

Granted but now you're leagues ahead of me. That makes me jealous which means that I will find you and then who knows what happens next! >:3

I wish for some new kitchen utensils.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but now you have suddenly forgot all you know about how to cook~

I wish I had Discord Nitro gifts for the following 10 years >:)

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you just can't use them yourself. You could make a bunch of people happy with them though 😉

I wish I wouldn't waste half of my days off just loafing around >.>

 

[StCooler]

Granted, now you enroll in the army. No more free time :(

I wish for a bugless Windows 10.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's so big now that you need to buy extra hardware just so you can actually do stuff on it.

I wish I wasn't so old and ugly and actually allowed to develop into the person that I could have been. <_<

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, you reincarnate as Elon Musk's new child. You get the name "RIJGNCKE($(4994829395832".

I wish for life long lasting headphones.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, now all headphone makers make life long headphones. Now they cannot rely on planned obsolescence to sell more products. So what do they do? Most of them open a new department, or pay subcontractors, to kill costumers.

I wish I had more time to read books.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted... if only you could still read.... 😈

I wish for a bag of peanuts 🤤

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they're all salted. Fortunately, It's only 90% of a deadly dose.

Wish I was funny.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted... no wait, you're already funny, I'm not granting anything!

(I guess the catch would be that everyone else stops being funny because all of their power was transferred to you!)

I wish I was able to complete Minecraft in a reasonable amount of time

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. 30 days worth of playtime in the real world is totally a reasonably amount of time, right?

I wish for a week off.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. The Earth explodes tomorrow. You get your week off when that happens :D

I wish to type faster.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're burning through keyboards very quickly. You are also a wanted criminal now for arson.

I wish to be a princess.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but I become your younger princess sister and you're forced to put up with me~

I wish I could walk faster and not be in pain because of it :catsad:

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can walk very fast and it's painless indeed!
For you anyway. The pain gets transferred to the nearest living being.... 😈

I wish to encase the world in a snowglobe 😇

 

[Retek]

Granted but your house gets buried in the snow.

I wish I could just lose the ability of feeling sad. 😔

 

[Megan]

Granted, but your ability to feel sad is closely tied to your other emotions. So you end up not feeling anything, anymore. And without emotions there isn't really a point in existing, now is there? :(

I wish for a fun tea party with all cool people on PC.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. They have all been put into cryogenic storage and you get to thaw them out with tea. Ain't that a blast! 😉

I wish for a hug =3