~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Had to look up what this (movie, apparently) was lol

Granted, the sequel is Labyrinth II: Electric Boogaloo. The sequel is all about inception and they go back inside the first movie and have to change the outcome.

I wish coming up with wishes was easier.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but but now they've become too boring to corrupt.

I wish life gave more apples than lemons.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but it has pineapple AND olives on it, so it's good but not perfect.

I'm never eating pizza again 🤢

Granted. However you became so funny it broke my corruption wand.

I wish the labyrinth had a sequel while david bowie was alive.

Omg yes

Had to look up what this (movie, apparently) was lol

😱

Granted, but but now they've become too boring to corrupt.

I wish life gave more apples than lemons.

Granted but now you have to ask travellers from visiting islands to give you foreign fruit instead so you can complete your tree collection ;)

I wish my favourite music group hadn't split up

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they are now glued together. They can still somewhat play their instruments, but it sounds horrible.

I wish for positive vibes for all

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, everyone in the world becomes a circus clown and we all spread laughter.

I wish for more consumerism.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you have to buy it.

I wish you a merry Christmas.

 

[Megan]

Yay, another one during the pandemic!

I wish for the end of Summer!

 

[Eleanor]

Granted but... does that even mean anything anymore with global warming?

I wish global warming was taken more seriously~

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Spoiler:

Just try not taking it seriously now.... I dare you...

I wish Khajiit were real.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, from now on every sweet roll you ever have will be stolen too.

I wish our area had an actual pizza restaurant.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But it only serves liver and haggis pizza...

I still wish to go to the 1969 Woodstock festival

 

[Megan]

Granted but then you notice the number of the year and you start giggling so hard that you completely forget the festival.

I wish for some proper food.

 

[StCooler]

Granted; you get proper food for cats.

I wish I had no negative feelings.

 

[Starlight]

Granted but now you have to love Hitler and Stalin.

I wish I could turn back time

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, all instruments that measure time start running backward.
Unfortunately it's only the instruments.

I wish I could speak every language known to man.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but humanity dies, and animals are all that's left. Unfortunately you cannot communicate with them :(

I wish for a HDD with infinite memory.

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!! But now it remembers everything... ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!

I wish I could see Heart sing live

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. I'll go abduct them and make them perform in your living room 😈
I can't have any witnesses though, so I'll have to wipe everyone's memories afterward =\

I wish for my brothers puppies to grow healthy and strong =D
and cute as heck

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they're now so popular that you can't see them anymore! :(

I wish for some nice spicy food.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You have some lovely curry flavoured chocolate!

I wish to be a better friend