~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted. You will receive a cactus to hug tomorrow.

I wish for a better internet connection.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you need to hold the cable in a very specific way to keep it working.

I wish for sleep to not elude me.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. You'll sleep alright.... I can't guarantee you'll wake up anytime soon though 😈

I wish to be reincarnated as a Glaceon =D

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you become a non-Shiny Glaceon. Then your trainer finds a Shiny Glaceon a bit later, and decides to release you, because he prefers the Shiny Glaceon :(

I wish for a lemon meringue pie.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they forgot the sugar so it's extremely sour in taste.

Granted. You'll sleep alright.... I can't guarantee you'll wake up anytime soon though 😈

I wish to never wake up.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. But you are now stuck in a dream which mirrors your daily life. The only difference being that there are constantly a couple cats following you around to hug you =3

I wish for the person above to feel better 😊

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it will cost you all your chocolate.

I wish for a better graphic card.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it comes with a driver that has a built in crypto mining tool that allows the manufacturer to mine crypto currency on your PC without you getting anything out of it except for the bigger electricity bill.

I wish for an army of plushies!

 

[ReKoil]

Done, they are all as big as humans and they all look like Pikachu though. Yes, even that pale one is Pikachu (shhh.... don't anger it).
Just point them at your enemies!

Spoiler:

I wish to obtain the perfect disguise.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. You can now perfectly disguise in yourself. You're the only one able to, and you do it perfectly. I'm kinda jealous too.

I wish for a big plushie to cuddle everyday!

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!! Here is the most wonderfully cuddly, best to hug plush in the entire world! But... it's a plush of a really tyrannical dictator who is despised by everyone :(

I wish for eternal happiness for all my dear friends from PC <3

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you'll not be happy and everyone realizes that and start being unhappy about it which causes a huge paradox that tears apart reality. :(

I wish for some pretzels! :3

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they are Raisin & Peanut-butter flavored D=

I wish for my headache to go away.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but as a revenge, it goes to your city mayor. Unfortunately, he was visiting a secret laboratory that's studying the alien form that was found in a crop circle recently. The headache causes the mayor to accidentally break a jar containing another piece of the alien form... It attacks the mayor and the scientists, and transforms them to mutants! They flee the laboratory, they infect anyone that tries to stop them...

Spoiler:

What have you done?!!! 😱

Spoiler:

At least climate change will be solved if humanity dies.

I wish for a free chef to cook my food everyday.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but they are Raisin & Peanut-butter flavored D=

Yum!!!

I wish for a free chef to cook my food everyday.

Absolutely no problem!!! Granted! Now I cook your food. You didn't say it had to be a good chef.

I wish people weren't so cruel.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. Now everyone is cool

Spoiler:

I wish for permanent underwater breathing powers.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you now can't swim anymore.

I wish for Earth having two moons.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. What do you intend to do when both hatch though?

I wish to join the Illuminati.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. But now you have to fight everyday against all the consiparicy theorists who know what you are doing to the world!

I wish for a gold ingot!

 

[Megan]

Granted, you now own a golden statue of Ingo T.!

I wish for some new chairs!