~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Tigearthzap]

Granted but you will paralyze him and he will be bedridden for ever and Joker will wreak havoc.

I wish pokemon were real

 

[Superjolt]

Granted, now they were real at one point but aren't any longer and no one remembers it!

What? You did say 'were' :P

I wish I could dig through to the other side of the world

 

[Tigearthzap]

Granted but you will split the world in two and the Magnetic field will malfunction and the internet will shutdown, and so your Llitwick will no longer survive.



I wish I was an Eagle

 

[budube]

Granted, but Eagle is only your surname, you're still a human.

I wish I could do digital art

 

[Tigearthzap]

Granted ,but the system will always chrash 1 second before you save, always.



I wish I had the omnitrix

 

[Superjolt]

Granted, but it never works for you and you can never transform into anything!

I wish I could dance

 

[Tigearthzap]

Granted but the only type of dance you could do is Swan Lake

I wish I was a Superhero with working powers

 

[Superjolt]

Granted, but your arch nemesis ultimately succeeds in destroying you

I wish the bathtub would clean itself

 

[Roni]

Granted. It also now doubles your electricity bill.

I wish I had a watch whose battery would never die.

 

[Lunar]

Granted, but it never tells the right time.

I wish I win this competition I entered for £67,000

 

[Roni]

Granted. They're all discovered to be counterfeit and you're headed to cell block tango land.

I wish I could come up with more cool wish prompts.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted. You can only come up with prompts about cold things.

I wish my schoolwork didn't take forever

 

[Vildiac]

Granted, but now your schoolwork is significantly more difficult.

I wish that Pokemon were real

 

[Roni]

Granted. A Scyther cuts your head off clean.

I wish I was financially stable for life.

 

[Vildiac]

Granted, but due to what it took to become financially stable, you've alienated all of your friends and loved ones.

I wish I could move out of the UK.

 

[Sapphire Rose]

Granted but you instead live beneath a bridge in the rainy Germany.

I wish people were nicer to each other.

 

[Vildiac]

Granted, but now all animals are evil.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Granted, but birds attack you every time you fly.

I wish I had a better wish

 

[Roni]

Granted. You think of a great wish but you already used it up, silly.

I wish my brain had regular/stable serotonin levels like it did in my youth.

 

[CelloX]

Granted, you are a kid again, but have all the same adult responsibilities

I wish for peace in America