~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, you develop a code so advance that the A.I. turns on humanity and...wait, where have I heard this before? It feels sooo familiar

I wish that I could time travel 😉

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you can only travel back in time and can't change anything.

 

[jaggybeanz]

I would have granted something if only Megan didn't forget to wish :p

I wish for a gamer PC

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's a gamer PC from 1998.

I wish I could try skydiving.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Granted, but you fail miserably and fall into the lake.

I wish to be a super hero like Gligar man

 

[Megan]

Granted, but all your heroic deeds end up in lawsuits against you due to property damages.

I wish for a wishing well.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Here's your magic well- https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/441826


I want a spacesuit.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but your spacesuit weighs 20 kg and you cannot move with it.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but it's oatmeal raisin (Unless you like that, then it's made of dirt).

I wish I had a life.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now everyone constantly wants something from you.

I wish others didn't have a life!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now you're alone on the planet.

I wish my flask was continuously full of drinkable water.

 

[pokemon fan person]

granted, but the water overflows and gets everywhere

i wish for a shiny bulbasaur

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, that's the last shiny that you will ever get...ever!

I wish to be taller

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you'll grow so big, you can't even go through doors without hitting your head on the frame.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now your get to see people constantly everywhere you go, and can no longer find time for yourself.

I wish I could eat pizza everyday without getting fat.

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, the pizza is flat and very tasteless

I wish life was better

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it means that humanity needs to disappear and-

I wish I knew Russian.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but now you're a commie and Red Foreman's foot wants to have a word with you.

I wish I had a real Squirtle.

 

[Duck]

Granted. Have a totally real plushie that's about 20 years old.

I wish I could eat pizza without getting fat

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, the pizza you see is only an illusion

I wish for a new car...