~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted, you can now dance like a pro arm-wrestler. Whatever that means.

I wish I could rise my VPPs faster.

 

[ReKoil]

They'll rise faster alright. Everyday when they wake up 😉
Meanwhile the spam-bot you got to get posts faster gets you banned... poor things will never be completed now 😭

I wish for a talent

 

[Megan]

Granted, but unfortunately you're so busy with work and staying alive that you never find the time to work on it.

I wish for more free time.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. You're fired!

I wish I could play drums.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can play these!

Spoiler:

Might not be the most professional look though.... going to your drumming gigs with these =3

I wish for a lifetime supply of chocolate 🤤

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You get one bar! You can have a fraction of a millimetre every day... enjoy!!!

I wish to go to space

 

[Megan]

Granted, but the catapult only goes one way so there's no turning back.

I wish for work days to not be as overbearingly long as they already are.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, your work days now last 2 hours less, but you now have to work on week-ends, and now your total work week is longer.
PS: Here's a glimmer of hope... It seems unrealistic to expect this to apply anytime soon though.

I wish for a shorter work week.

Granted, you can play these!

Spoiler:

Might not be the most professional look though.... going to your drumming gigs with these =3

I would still take those :D

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, your work week now lasts 3 days. There's three times as many weeks in a year now though. And you no longer get any days off at all 😈

I wish I could touch the sky

 

[Megan]

Granted, you're now really big. But you're also a big ball because human anatomy doesn't scale well with physics involved.

I wish for annoying problems to solve themselves.

 

[StCooler]

Thanks to this wish, all my annoying problems solve themselves! But yours remain :(

I wish for an unlimited supply of Kinder Maxi. My only weakness....

 

[ReKoil]

Sure, the supply is unlimited. children around the world will thank you for it.
Oh wait YOUR supply? nono, you ain't getting any 😈 =3

I wish to serve the feline overlords 😊

 

[Starlight]

Granted... but I must warn you I'm a cat 😈

I wish to be able to sleep

 

[jaggybeanz]

You're able to sleep... but you can't wake up anymore!

I wish to have a car

 

[Megan]

Granted. But it's the old model that requires the old lead filled fuel.

I wish I got rid of my car.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. Unfortunately, you live far from your workplace and there is no public transportation from your home your your work :(

I wish I had 30 more IQ points.

 

[Starlight]

Granted... but now you get analysis paralysis just reading a cereal box!

I wish I was able to have only positive thoughts

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you now lack the understanding of how negative thoughts feel; making you not only blissfully ignorant to them but also you don't have any empathy for those who have to deal with negative thoughts!

I wish I could fill this wish prompt with something interesting.

Granted. Unfortunately, you live far from your workplace and there is no public transportation from your home your your work :(

I already spend an entire hour going to work. With me there's always a way to mindlessly do something inefficient is what I'm saying. xD

 

[ReKoil]

I wish I could fill this wish prompt with something interesting.

Option 1:
Here ya go!

Spoiler:

Option 2:
Here's this cute creature you didn't even know you wanted! Clearly it's what you wanted to wish =D

Spoiler:

URL now because the image wouldn't link properly

I wish to be more decisive.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you can now make decisions better. Unfortunately, everyone else keeps interfering with their inability to be more decisive!

I wish for less corruption in politics.