~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted, it works perfectly well. But there is no magic in this world, so it's perfectly useless.

I wish for an XL pizza for next week-end.

 

[Megan]

Granted, it comes with entire pineapples on top of it!

I wish for a big box to hide in.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, it's your apartment :)

I wish for one year of paid holidays.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Megan is extremely thankful!

I wish to eat healthier

 

[Megan]

Granted, but your food bill just exploded!

I wish for a wishlist of things I could wish for.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but everything that you wish for is out of reach.

I wish my computer was way faster.

I wish to eat healthier

Granted, but your food bill just exploded!

That's true unfortunately :(

 

[Starlight]

Granted! It can now run so fast you can't catch it again!

I wish for a cloudless night!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, astrologers outside the UK are thankful!

I wish for better luck

 

[Eleanor]

Granted but you're suddenly a very superstitious person and everyone will bash you for it

I wish I could be less of a wimp in Minecraft

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, your so powerful you've gotten the attention herobrine who stalks you through every world.

I wish for a working nintendo gamecube

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but the CEO of Nintendo comes at your home to steal it and give it to his son.

I wish for more time to do what I want.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! ... you got fired!

I wish I'd been at Woodstock

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you were born earlier and are thus now that many years older =o

I wish spheal would stop being stingy and be shiny already (2100 eggs and counting...)

 

[StCooler]

Granted, it's shiny. But out of relief, you put your Switch on your lap to savour this moment. When you take back the Switch, you realise it has turned off to save battery. Did I mention you didn't save the game? :(

I wish I wasn't hungry all the time.

Granted! ... you got fired!

Stealing my paid holidays to give them to someone else + firing me because I basically want holidays :(
I wish Ash wouldn't be such an evil boss to me!

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but now every little sweet has the potential of raising your weight by 5 kg or more :)

I wish for more holidays for meeeeeee :pleaplup:

 

[Starlight]

Granted but you have to spend them somewhere you don't like :(

I wish to be better at writing.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can write excellently now. Unfortunately this only works with pen and paper, and becomes horrible if copied. Hope you like handwriting the same thing over & over....
(though I guess a single copy for personal use might be enough)

I wish for a good night's rest 😊

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!! But you can only get it in a very expensive hotel!

I wish sleep wasn't necessary...

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but now you can't eat anything either. Good luck :)

I wish I could age slower than most people...

 

[AMP017]

Granted, but you can never bond with anyone for the fear that you will greatly outlive them.
I wish for Pokemon to become real and helpful.