~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Zeostar]

Granted. Here's your financial advisor for the next two years.

Spoiler:

I wish for a personal taxi driver.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but he doesn't have his driving licence. Do you dare enter his car?

I wish for an infinite HDD.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure, your diploma as Honorary Doctor of Divinity will now last forever. No need to renew it! Wait...

I wish for an apple a day that keeps the doctor away.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but this orange is sad you picked the apple instead.

I wish for a castle made out of various flavors of donut.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you hold a house-warming party, and everyone starts eating your castle...

I wish for my groceries to be delivered at home for free.

 

[ReKoil]

Done. The groceries themselves doubled in price though.

I wish for a container of the tastiest chocolate milk.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but where do you park your new container ship that comes with it?

I wish for ideas for Christmas presents.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, do you have somewhere to store those 50 hectares of Christmas trees?

I wish to be good at wrapping gifts.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but you must also sing a rap song out loud about every single present while you wrap.

I wish to become the new owner of the Krusty Krab

 

[ReKoil]

Sure. The mushroom kingdom just needs to annex it first. Oh and you'll have to serve food approved of by Princess Peach ofc.
You know.... mushrooms, fire flowers, feathers, balloons.... etc.

I wish for for a DK64 remake.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's developed by EA, thus it contains lootboxes, it comes with 500€ of visual DLC's and it gets a day-1 patch that only solves the bugs of the marketplace.

I wish for I hadn't discovered banana chips.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. You now also live on mars for some reason. There's also a giant banana chip orbiting mars, but you can't eat it.

I wish for an alarm clock.

 

[ReKoil]

You now have a clock that gets alarmed whenever it sees you and makes one heck of a racket when it does!
Forget about needing it to prevent oversleeping, just try falling asleep in the first place! 😈

I wish to summon shenron and capture it in my Master Ball

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you don't have enough badges and Shenron refuses to obey you!

I wish Iwas a renown physicist.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you conduct your studies in a private location and are not allowed any form of human contact ever again.

I wish for 30 years of world peace.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure. We can fit a year of peace 30 times somewhere along the line of the next couple centuries....

I wish for snow this Christmas.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! The snow you asked for will be in a present under your tree! Small box on the left my friend :)

I wish for a nice hat

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but team rocket keeps stealing it obsessively. Somehow they think the hat is a pikachu.

I wish for this specific wish to be horrifically corrupted.

 

[ReKoil]

Well then you came to the right thread 😉

* clerk shouts 'NEXT' *
Corruption Clerk: Congratulations on being our 1738th customer!
Corruption Clerk: Your wish is the lucky one, and will be granted in full! 😊
Corruption Clerk: Oh you wanted it corrupted anyway? 😅
Corruption Clerk: Well then.... wish granted I guess.
*shrugs and stamps your form with your wish and goes 'NEXT' * 😏

I wish dogs wouldn't always bark and growl at me.

 

[Starlight]

Granted. Now they just silently want to EAT you 😱

I wish for a new car.