~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted. You get a cable car.

I wish my vegetables cooked faster.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted... they're still raw though. But hey, they've been cooked! 😏

I wish for a reaper Glaceon plush, preferably non-haunted. Unless the spirit haunting it is a nice person 😊

 

[Starlight]

Granted but it's 42 miles high and 35 miles wide. I hope you have big cupboards!

I wish for Halloween again

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you get another Halloween on October 31st, 2022.

I wish to not get older.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. We'll put you in cryo suspension and lock you up somewhere safe.
Sweet dreams, prince Slowpoke!
Too bad everyone forgets about you afterward and you're stuck that way indefinitely.... 😈

I wish for a heated swimming pool.

Granted but it's 42 miles high and 35 miles wide. I hope you have big cupboards!

Sweet, it's my own Glaceon mansion which has enough room inside to fit my house several dozen times over! =D

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But it stays at 72°C. I hope you can stand the heat....

I wish for a normal year next year

 

[StCooler]

Granted. People still are in debt, capitalism keeps winning, civil wars keep happening in Africa, China/Russia and USA keep their economic and diplomatic war, global warming continues, prices keep rising and I keep winning the LOTPW thread.

I wish I could draw.

 

[ReKoil]

You are now the master of Drawing....

... pieces of paper from a hat! 😇

I wish for a good and healthy 2022 for everyone on PC 😊
now corrupt that.... you MONSTER 😈
nah jk xD

 

[Starlight]

now corrupt that.... you MONSTER 😈
nah jk xD

Granted! Everyone is happy and healthy! However... a rare bird flies into the server company's building while the security guard is playing Pokémon Legends: Arceus, and nests on the server that holds PC. It has to be shut off immediately to save the bird, there isn't even enough time to transfer to another host. See y'all after breeding season ;(

I wish to be less of a monster

 

[Retek]

Ugh, this is something I can't grant, because you're not a monster in the first place! Let's see then...

Granted, but now you're an angel, who's also an annoying rapper! 😏

I wish I was better in Blender.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you can now use the video editor of Blender a lot better!

I wish nobody has trouble with wisdom teeth.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but not we'll need pebbles, like chickens, to munch food correctly!

I wish I knew a lot of different languages!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. You've now known every language at some point!
If only you still knew them, huh? 😉

I wish for chocolate rain 🤤

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But oh my does it burn 🔥 ☠️

I wish for everyone to get a long and have fun

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but we all turn into newborns that are just a few days old and stay that way forever...

I wish I came up with a way less bittersweet corruption to Starlight's wish!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but you can no longer eat pancakes

I wish for some peanut butter for my pack of saltine crackers.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you don't have enough Strawberry Jam for your Nachos!

I wish I had a good way to deal with my loneliness.

 

[Retek]

Granted, now you have a Porychu hugging you, but since it's part Pikachu, you have to excuse the occasional sparks of electricity when hugging! :D

 

[ReKoil]

I'd grant/corrupt you something, but there's nothing to grant/corrupt. So here's a jester Porygon-Z doing some juggling:

Spoiler:

I wish someone would save me from being kidnapped by Eevee :pleaplup:

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but you are kidnapped by extraterrestrials instead :(

I wish there was life on other planets of the Solar System.