~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

The aliens who live outside our solar system grant you your wish. But they look at you in disappointment for having the audacity to assume they don't exist.

I wish I'd have at least a little bit of happiness.

Here's your new cat to brighten up your life:
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😊

I wish Sprigatito stays quadruped
 
Granted, but now you cannot go far in the games, because no Flash, no Strength, no Surf, no Cut...
It's actually one of my criteria for choosing a fangame: if you don't have an item to replace HMs, or a system to prevent using a HM-slave, then I don't play it.

I wish for a happy and peaceful life.
 
The rich suddenly donate all their excess money to the poor. If only it was done for reasons other than tax evasion and bragging about how much good they do 😔

I wish for all conflict to end.
 
Granted, we settle conflict with pokemon battles now. It's a win for everyone.

I wish for the return of Iron Man.
 
Granted, but it's Spiderman in the armour of Iron Man :D

I wish I was a famous Youtuber.
 
You get a regular old plate (ok it's actually pretty poor tbh) of spaghetti bolognaise... but it's prepared with lot's of care and love by all your friends at PC <3

I wish there were no calories in sticky chocolate and ginger hot cross buns
 
Granted! But that's because they were reproductions, they weren't edible to begin with! :o

I wish that my teachers who are forced to explain in English despite not being English were actually good at it... instead of saying "wastes" or "one two tree" or "stadents"
 
Granted, they now speak English fluently. Too bad they forgot everything about the courses they were teaching though.... have fun with all those English classes! =D

I wish chocolate companies would waste less chocolate by covering raisins with them or filling them with alcohol 🤢
 
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Granted, they're now filled with pizzas.

I wish for an all-you-can-eat Chinese restaurant near my home.
 
Granted, but they go bankrupt right after your first visit!

I wish for things to get peaceful again, soon.
You get a regular old plate (ok it's actually pretty poor tbh) of spaghetti bolognaise... but it's prepared with lot's of care and love by all your friends at PC <3
You know, you're supposed to corrupt these wishes? That's what the rules say. I don't see any of that, though. It is, in fact very much a step up from what I usually have. xD
 
Ouch. I got double corrupted.

I'll do both.

@Rekoil Now has a hypno standing over him eating his dreams during the good nights rest.

@Retek

Granted, you get a personal stalker.
 
I get to corrupt two wishes then :D

I wish for a good night's rest.
Granted, your neighbours will sleep tight tonight :D

I wish I didn't feel so useless and sometimes alone. 😔
<3
I don't want to corrupt that.

I wish for a nice, functioning laser gun.
 
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