~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Tsutarja]

granted, but those friends must be irl and not online

i wish i could quit coffee

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you have a hard time focusing.

I wish for more tea.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now have to drink tea 30 times a day, indefinitely... let's see how long it takes before you're fed up with it... :fufu:

I wish Doctor Who seasons had more episodes.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but these additional episodes are about the Doctor getting lost in the TARDIS!

I wish Godzilla series had more episodes (and more monsters fights)!

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but now the original series is gone and you have to wait forever for the series with your suggested revisions to air :')

i wish my hair was straight and not a curly and wavy mess

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! But now, to keep your hair that way, you may never wash it again.

I wish the videos I watched weren't bombarded with ads.

 

[Megan]

Granted, and you just needed to pay 99.99$ per video. It's a steal! :D

I wish for everyone to be in good health.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the world ends tomorrow. 😈

I wish for it to be less windy.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, now it's more rainy.

I wish I didn't take too much time choosing what I want to watch on Netflix

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you now know what to watch, but unfortunately, it's no longer on Netflix :(

I wish I could get all Steam games for free.

 

[Megan]

Granted, have fun sifting through thousands of trash games just to find the handfull of games you can actually enjoy! :P

I wish for infinite wishes!

 

[Retek]

Granted, but you can only wish for other people and not yourself!

I wish I was more emotionally stronger. ^^;

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but now the emotions you wish to not strengthen are stronger

i wish there was a way to get items i ordered faster

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but package thieves take them the moment the delivery person exits their van.

I wish for a new flashlight.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's one of the flashlights that need like ten batteries and burn through them in no time!

I wish for sleeping pills!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, you get Sleeping Beauty's sleeping pills. Have fun sleeping for 100 years!

I wish I wasn't busy all the time

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get 1 minute off per day. Better make it count!

I wish for someone to play card games with.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're stuck in a Shadow Game against the King of Games!

I wish I didn't have to go to that business Christmas Party tomorrow.

 

[Litten9370]

Granted but it was only canceled because the host got sick

I wish for more wishes

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, you may wish again… in 10 years.

I wish my clothes wouldn't get dirty so often