~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, but no matter what you do; your missions will always fail and trigger the end of the world, turning it into a desolate land. 😈

Spoiler:

I wish Gardevoir would give up on trying to end the world 😙 😉

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now she can't protect people with Black Holes anymore. And boy is she pissed about it!

I wish for something positive to happen.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! An atom lost an electron and is now positive!

I wish for the world to stop needing to be saved so often!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. The world spontaneously goes kuh-boom. If there's no world it doesn't need to be saved =D

Spoiler:

I wish for my cat to get along with other cats.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it now spends way more time with them than with you; making you jealous.

I wish for good health.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. Good health and immorality. I hope your ready to live forever.

I wish to be intelligent.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted. Good health and immorality. I hope your ready to live forever.

I wish to be intelligent.

I can see why…
jk

Granted! You get all the knowledge in the universe! Though, for that to work, your brain needs to increase in size, soooo….

Spoiler:

Have fun I guess

I wish I had more money

 

[Megan]

Granted, you find a coin on the ground! :D

I wish for my own private plane!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted! It's all yours!
Display it proudly! =D

Spoiler:

I wish for a Glaceon statue =D

 

[Sweet Serenity]

Granted, but it is made of ice and is melting!

Spoiler:

I wish I had a luxury bag

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's previous owner really wants it bag! :P

I wish for snow!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted! Enjoy that two month long blizzard!

I wish I could understand every language.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can no longer communicate by any other means than drawing objects with pencil and paper... hope you still know how to =D

I wish for an isekai that doesn't become a harem as it progresses.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it gets canceled before the second season!

I wish for a big light bulb!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You get the Sun.

I wish I was more focused

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can now focus on something so well you no longer notice anything else... such as that bowl of rice being past it's best by date....

I wish for comfier shoes.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they're attached to the rest of the fur-suite!

I wish for a portable bed!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, you get a small bed that fits in your pocket, but it has the same weight as a normal bed!


I wish I wasn't so hungry all the time.

 

[ReKoil]

.... just eat the rice bowl already then! 😤

Granted, you now only feel hungry during a full moon.... and you appear to have developed a strange appetite... 😈

I wish to put people's frowns upside down!

 

[Megan]

Granted, gravity control you get! Just make sure to not uveruse it! :D

I wish for a big sandwich!