~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but your game can't handle them anymore and all your other apps are now filled to the brim with them, as well.

I wish I could sleep for mroe than 2 hours per night. <_<

 

[_confused_piplup_]

Granted, but you only sleep for 2 hours and 1 minute!

I wish I had a longer vacation!

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but this is your last vacation ever! no more vacation for you!

i wish i could just walk while on the job all day

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you are now the errand boy for your boss who keeps making you fetch stuff over and over just to mess with you =\

I wish for a lifetime supply of chocolate.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! There is now a place filled to the brim with infinite chocolate. Unfortunately, you don't know where it is. Good luck finding it before someone else does!
And thus, the secret chocolate stash is born.

I wish for more motivation.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you got nothing to do! :(

I wish for chocolate breaks to be made mandatory during work without having to make up for the potential time loss!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get 5 seconds to bite down a piece of chocolate every 10 minutes.

I wish I would stop scratching open scabs.

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, you no longer get scabs and you bleed forever.

I wish I weren't so self-conscious about my voice when voice chatting with people I don't know.

 

[Megan]

Granted, every time you want to go into a voice chat your microphone breaks.

I wish for Summer temperatures to not be so hot! <_<

 

[Herokin64]

Granted, it's always snowing, despite the seasons.

I wish I had the motivation to actually write my story ideas.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you've forgotten your story ideas completely =\

I wish for Banjo-Thrieie.
A 3rd Bano Kazooie game.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's an NES game with bad controls and text in Chinese.

I wish for my headache to go away.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You no longer have a head :)

I wish I could focus on what I need to do.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you can now focus on what you need to do, but don't actually ever get around to doing it!

I wish for a good night's rest.

 

[stringzzz]

Granted, you obtain a Pokemon nicknamed 'Good Night' that knows the move Rest. :P

I wish it was Winter again already.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but I'll steal it from you! :P

I wish for a pizza!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, dig in:

Spoiler:

I wish for a magic inventory like they usually have in Isekais.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! Your number of slots in your inventory is… one!
that's what you get for giving me nightmare fuel with the pizza image

I wish for a useless power! (Let's see what happens now…)

 

[Megan]

You get a useless power! :D

I wish for a useful power!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, once a year you have the ability to make anyone, no matter how cranky or angry or sad they are at the time, truly happy =)
It doesn't work on yourself though =\

I wish for a new fan that doesn't squeak.