~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but your console is doing a 64TB update first!

i wish to be a doctor.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you're now doctor of Philosophy!

I wish to be happy.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now that's the only emotion you feel!

I wish to find some alcremie merch somewhere.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but your fridge is now infested with Alcremie plushies!

i wish to invent a new fruit.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it tastes like sweaty feet!

I wish to be funny =D

I wish to find some alcremie merch somewhere.

You snooze, you lose
😇

Spoiler:

Also I checked the store I often use to get Pokemon plushes and they got 4 different plushes for alcremies =O

 

[Ben Resolute]

Granted, but you can only speak in fart noises

I wish for a new computer

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but the power button is missing!

i wish to see a solar eclipse.

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but now you only get to see it at 0.01 magnitude, even if you were initially in the path of totality

i wish to see snow without having to leave florida

 

[ReKoil]

Granted... welcome to a new ice age that lasts several centuries and which will wipe out most of humanity...

Granted:

Spoiler:

There, you saw snow. 😇

I wish for a comfier mattress.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now your couch is rock hard!

I wish for the power of teleportation!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but everyone teleports with you!

i wish to see a dinosaur.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you'll just need to travel back in time in your meteorite-shaped vehicle!

I wish for some fancy clothes!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, take your pick:

Spoiler:

:fufu:

I wish for a doppelganger who can relax in my stead!
Wait...

 

[Luci_]

Your doppelgänger is incapable of relaxing and works 24/7, ignoring everything and everyone

I wish that it snowed where I live

 

[saniachan]

Granted -- it's snowing all year round! 😄

I wish for autumn leaves.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but the crumble into nothing when you touch them!

I wish for a new water bottle!

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but it's a plastic disposable bottle!

I wish for $1,000,000.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but its prop money!

i wish for a new toaster.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the new toaster always yeets your toast sky high into the ceiling and you get free cobwebs on your food =\

I wish for a mission impawsible movie involving the eeveelutions!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted, but there all vaporeon!

I wish for the power to heal people!