~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted you get all the ingredients!

I wish for a cardboard box!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's already inhabited by a cat =3

I wish for a cat my cat would get along with.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but both of your cats stop getting along with you!

I wish for more AA batteries.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i give you all my drained AA batteries!

i wish for some new flowers.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they're all venus flytraps....

I wish for the temperature to go down.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted it goes down by .00000001!

I wish to have a cool hat!

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but all your other clothing becomes a lot less cool!

I wish to be able to read faster.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can no longer recognize images.

I wish for a chocolate fountain =D

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but you are now highly allergic to chocolate!

i wish i won a lottery.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but all you win is a promotion for another lottery!

I wish for a soda.

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but it's already shaken beforehand and now about to burst...

I wish I could turn back time a la Byleth's Divine Pulse.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you'll be listening to this song 24/7.



I wish for all houses to be colored blue.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but all humans must be painted yellow now and any pets red. Or the color police will step in and take you to the paint bucket.

I wish to borrow Cosmega's rice bowl for a day.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but there is no rice left!

i wish i had wings.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you can no longer swim!

I wish for the ability to protect anyone!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can no longer protect yourself at all.

I wish I understood Japanese.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you can no longer understand your native language!

I wish I had more stamina.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but you can never eat unhealthy food again!

i wish something exciting will happen.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

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I wish for the power to go into video games!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can't interact with anything willingly and have to rely on a player's actions/input. You also can't leave them once entered.

I wish people would be more original.