~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[AR 26]

Granted,but you can't spend that money and can't deposit it in banks.

I wish I get a XBOX 360 tommorow as a surprise gift from my friend for not wishing me my birthday almost 1 month ago.

 

[Sparkin]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish my I could sleep longer.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you just missed the most important event of the day!

I wish I could have more time to finish this cosplay :<

 

[MoonlitSunset]

Granted, however when you finish the cosplay, time ends up going BACKWARDS and when it stops, you're in the Stone Age!

I wish that my music box would work.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now it gets damaged from constant usage.

I wish that I had a soda fountain in my home.

 

[HyperMorian]

Granted, but it's too corrosive and may slowly corrode your house.

I wish for a rectangular piece of brick.

 

[Lunar]

Granted but you receive it by having the brick fall on your head.

I wish for a doggo.

 

[Sparkin]

Granted, but it comes with a kitty too, and they fight everyday.

I wish I could memorize everything written in books.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you'll forget why you needed to memorize the information

I wish I could draw ;;

 

[Sparkin]

Granted, but then your drawings are too beautiful, and then people will kill for it. Then you time travel to the past to stop your past self from drawing anything.

I wish school didn't start monday

 

[KNS27]

Granted.But, You must study on school at least 21 hours and School started Tuesday and ended Sunday.

I wish I can teleport.

 

[Lunar]

Granted but everytime you teleport your life is shortened by 5 years.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[KNS27]

Granted.But after you read mind people.You have a great headache 2 weeks.


I wish I can become Cat

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you cannot speak and your owner will never understand your needs

I wish I could be more fit

 

[KNS27]

Granted.But, your sanity is gone.

I wish I have Bunch of Pokemon Plushie.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now you have no room to put them someplace

I wish I was in the total path of the eclipse

 

[KNS27]

Granted. After That, you getting destroyed by Meteor.

I wish I can buy Nintendo Switch.

 

[SirDolan]

Granted, but all you can play on it is Minesweeper.

I wish I could travel around the world.

 

[Sparkin]

Granted but you'll be carrying a super heavy bag with you.

I wish I could fly

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but gravity pull is now stronger, thus you cannot fly much!

I wish that I could get paid weekly instead of biweekly