Massive Dilemma Alert

[Lunar]

Okay guys here's the situation.

I'm going on a date with this girl in two days, however, when I asked what her favourite pizza topping is she said pineapple...what do I do???

:/

 

[Margot]

Thank the gods you have met a girl with good taste in pizza.

 

[Radiating]

Marry her

 

[pastelspectre]

you call off the date

kidding

 

[User19sq]

Okay guys here's the situation.

I'm going on a date with this girl in two days, however, when I asked what her favourite pizza topping is she said pineapple...what do I do???

:/

GRAB ON TO HER AND NEVER LET HER GO! OR I'LL TAKE HER FROM YOU!!!

 

[EC]

You live in England? Head right to Scotland Yard and report her.

 

[Mobile Tsk]

Pineapple pizza is superior to the haters

 

[Lunar]

You live in England? Head right to Scotland Yard and report her.

I feel like this is the most appropriate course of action.

Think a few years from now. In a hypothetical situation where you're still with this girl. You start hanging around her house a lot, and in one (I guarantee there will be more) situation, you end up really hungry. You say you want to order pizza, because why not? She asks you what toppings you're ordering and you say cheese and/or pepperoni (or whatever toppings you want).

She then casually slips in "can you make sure to order pineapple pizza, as well?"

Would you be able to handle that? What would be your response?

This sounds like a scenario from hell but I feel like I'd have to get up and leave her right there and then.

 

[Somewhere_]

Okay guys here's the situation.

I'm going on a date with this girl in two days, however, when I asked what her favourite pizza topping is she said pineapple...what do I do???

:/

holy shit this is a massive issue

YOUR MORALITY IS IN JEOPARDY

 

[Alex]

Run

 

[Corrin]

Have half the pizza with pineapple and half without :3

 

[moon]

Have half the pizza with pineapple and half without :3

This is the best thing I've heard in this argument so far.

Think inside the box. The pizza box.

 

[Coffee]

Text her "I'm sorry, but this is not gonna work out" when she's waiting for you.
Then casually date a normal pizza person and go to the same place she's waiting.

 

[Limey-chan]

The sex will make it all worth it, friend.

 

[pkmin3033]

Take her to a chippy instead?

 

[Lunar]

The sex will make it all worth it, friend.

But during it my thoughts will be plagued with pineapple pizza :/

Take her to a chippy instead?

That may work for a while, but there's no avoiding pizza.

 

[Sylphiel]

Personal pizzas for the both of you.

That way, you both get your pizzas, and pineapple will never have to touch yours at all.

 

[Majestic Electric]

Get a large pizza and have pineapple on half of it and whatever topping you like on the other half. Everyone wins that way!

 

[Nihilego]

Get a large pizza and have pineapple on half of it and whatever topping you like on the other half. Everyone wins that way!

bad idea, the pizza will still have been contaminated

 

[Cariad]

she's a keeper.