I'm rapidly going a bit mad - after not buying a single pokémon game since Black 2 I've spend about £500 on games up to Ultra Sun / Ultra Moon (don't actually have the console for it) and Prima guides - which I wasn't even aware were a thing, but their existence makes Bulbapedia
marginally less impressive (I legit thought people were breeding every single pokémon multiple times and counting what level they learned the move, or using ItemFinder on every square, and had no idea how they got the maps).
Anyhow, this is a long-winded way of saying if I buy this
5ft-long Slowpoke plush I'm past the point of no return on my way to a rapid bankruptcy and probably incel-dom. But seriously, just look at it! It's bigger than an actual Slowpoke would be by about the length of a small child! If anyone has one, please post images of it in real life. In fact, make an Insta - Slowpoke being zen on the queues atop Mt. Everest, Slowpoke filling your shopping cart meaning you need an extra...