Double Slap. That move is distortion. That move animation, in every generation ever, is so freaking slow. I could sit there all day watching the Audino's Double Slap go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and-
MAKE IT STOP!! IT DOES TOO MUCH DAMAGE !!
And I also despise Mud Slap. I can never hit anything ever after being hit twice by this move. It's so annoying! "Dewott used Water Gun. Roggenrola avoided the attack." "Dewott used Razor Shell. Roggenrola avoided the attack." GAAAAH!!
And don't even get me started on Bide. That idiotic Meditite lives with 1 HP and faints my Pokemon automaticallly.
And then there's Detect, which I like to call Cowardly Move because only cowards use it.
Don't forget Attract, Sleep Powder, Poison Power, Stun Spore, Thunder Wave, Stomp, Take Down...