NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[manhattan]

After you kill him, steal his bike and ride it until it has a flat tire.

 

[dotKarma]

Then you give it to Misty pretending it's her old one

 

[Mr.Silver]

But she starts going on and on till you murder her....Did i say murder....i ment to say Play a "game" with her

 

[ShyRayq]

after you pwn her in the *game* she goes berserk and grabs a bazooka to....

 

[Skystrike]

Shoot you. Luckily, you--------

 

[manhattan]

Manage to dodge. While you run outside her gym, you'll meet SpongeBob.

He'll ask you to buy him a Magikarp.
Do so, and...

 

[Johnny590]

he promises to get you all the water pokemon available for....

 

[manhattan]

50 dollars.

But then a rabid Sentret kills him.
After all this, there should be a new stairway near Mewtwo's sprite, on the Cerulean Cave.
Go down, and meet Professor Oak.

(If there isn't, then you must restart and make sure you have a Sentret in your party.)

 

[s0nido]

Professor Oak turns into a Mewtwo with two abnormally sized Carnivires floating beside him, and you must battle all three before the Carnivires eat you.

 

[Johnny590]

Professor Oak tells you that Mewtwo only faces trainers with one pokemon, so you go to your PC box and take out...

 

[Vyro]

1 kajillion pink geodudes. use them to...

 

[Skystrike]

cheat the rules or...........

 

[Vyro]

Get pwned by rudy the spinosaurus

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

So the Mew transformes into Spartankarp

 

[Skystrike]

....You choose "break the rules." You then.....................

 

[GoldvsRed]

Break the rules, your arms, and your lover's heart. Now, you must...

 

[Mr.Silver]

eat a 10 litre tub of ice-cream screaming "Luck in the house" before it melts

 

[Skystrike]

then, JUST THEN..... you PWNED those Carnvines.

 

[Johnny590]

so you can get a brain freeze that temporarily allows you to control over ice letting you....

 

[spenceroone3]

shoot the crap out of Mewtwo using a advanced Balloon missile mudkipz gun.