Now children, what have we learnt from video games

[starlightartist]

Basically something not serious, i'll start, also, state which game.

that you can catch small animal like things in tiny little balls [Pokemon]

 

[Snow Phoenix]

that human girls can pawn Youkai, Vampires, Ghosts, Rabbits, Gods, Underworld Pets, Aliens, and many more with the power of love [touhou... it's a comp. game, but I think it counts...]

But, seriously... jpp8 probably would have made this post eventually... :P

 

[.Gamer]

I learned how to be a sniper! [CoD(s)]
And I know how to prepare for an alien attack! [Halo(s)]

 

[starlightartist]

that italian plumbers can hit blocks with their head and make coins come out

 

[Code]

That princesses have to be saved from giant turtles/dinosaurs, and mushrooms give you an illusion of extra lives.

 

[lolliepopJess]

I don't think my map skills would be so good to be honest.
Also how to cook... cooking mama!! Xx.

 

[Dopefish7590]

When you eat certain mushrooms, you grow to twice the size until you are hurt. Others shrink you, and others have no noticeable effect until they bring you back from the dead. O.o (Mario, obviously)

 

[Ven]

That if you cheat on 10 girls you'll get your head lopped off.
(school days)

 

[helix]

"Anything that moves" equals "Bad. Very, very bad". [Dementium- The Ward]

Don't worry about losing health or dying when you face off with a huge machine/monster three times your size- if you look around hard enough, there's a Gatling gun or a Potion vendor lying around somewhere. [Final Fantasy VII- Dirge of Cerberus]

 

[Xebelleon]

That those blue scented round things in stand up urinals are edible(Kingdom of Loathing)

 

[WonderGirl]

that rabbits (or rabbids :P) love saying "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and "DAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

 

[MarstheCar]

What I learned from video games is if you spin fast enough, you can destroy metal creatures. (Sonic games)

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

That I can get shot 5,000,000,000,000 times, wait a bit, and keep fighting it out in Washington DC(CoD4: MW 2).

And that swords can be shot at things(Legend of Zelda).

 

[Simmons_2.0]

I learned that if EVEN IF your in leather armor, you can still take a crap ton of hits in Bear form (WoW)

 

[Xebelleon]

That only some ledges and bridges lack invisible walls/barriers to prevent you from dying.

 

[MarstheCar]

i have learned it is okay for Ten year old to be outside alone as long as they have their pet(s). (Pokemon)

 

[Her]

The princess is in the wrong castle.

 

[donavannj]

That your best friend ever will sell you out to your enemies if the price is right (Sid Meier's Civilization series, every last one).

 

[World King]

That anyone can buy Beam Katanas on internet auctions; and that if you go killing around people, you become well known and famous. [No More Heroes] ​

 

[Her]

sure man, I'll give you this item, but you have to give me (x) of (x), which is extremely rare and totally not worth my item but you have to do it for the plotline!!

- every goddamn game