Office Mafia [GAME OVER]

[esperance]

I didn't know it was possible to wash Gunner's saltiness away

 

[Bidoof FTW]

soooo who wants to explain that kill

 

[jdthebud]

Well shucks, there goes my chance at analyzing Gunner's salt composition.

 

[Killua]

kill elektra hearth

 

[Salzorrah]

[agelimit]people who can withstand the nuclear-level potent salt that Gunner is currently flushing out[/agelimit]

[content-warn=salt levels astronomically higher than Gunner-level]

Spoiler:

AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE SALTIEST SNAIL OF THE UNDERGROUND​

Let this be known, right here and now. On April 17, 2016, users named Elektra Heart and Sun, who played as Sally Fatwood, and Monica Lewinski, respectively, in the phenomenal game, Office Mafia, held by the wonderful GM, Bardothren, activated Davepetasprite^2's potential to achieve salt levels far higher than Gunner-Level. They managed to once again activate her PASES Level.

Elektra Heart and Sun, for betraying my trust, the one thing I thought we had special, and for breaking the pact that I thought was true and sincere, I have no choice, but to punish you with the PASES Level curse.

Starting today, I can perform a one time use ability, usable at any UG game or event (as long as GMs would allow), and this entitles me, Davepetasprite^2, to make your gameplay a living hell. When and where I will use it, will be confidential. The length of this one time use ability, will also be confidential.

To remove your PASES level curse, and forget this happened, you must make it up to me by doing something extraordinary for me in any UG game you so choose. If both of us win in that game, your curse will be lifted, and I will no longer deem you as a target.

I suggest starting now, you watch your back.

For now, have some gifs :D

[/content-warn]

You'll pay for this rookie mistake.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

should've killed her with the rats imo

 

[Sun]

But Gunner, they aren't GIFs...

 

[Legendary Silke]

Noivern noi! Noinoinoinoivern noi noivern noi! Nooooivern. Nononononoivern.

[Noivern] Absol used bite!

Noinoi...

 

[Sun]

Noivern noi! Noinoinoinoivern noi noivern noi! Nooooivern. Nononononoivern.

[Noivern] Absol used bite!

Noinoi...

And with that, all the votes are in! Due to time zones and other kerfloffle, the next phase post will be in 11 hours. And that's when you'll learn the fate of Harrington... among other things.

EDIT: also, you're totally free to keep killing each other or change your votes until then.

But Bard, CatmanDaTrainer is able to talk already. Why is that Froofy Noivern is still talking gibberish? @_@

Cmon, leave the poor cute thing alone. :P Make him talk again, Bard. -nags like a child-

 

[Nimsy]

I like the noivern speech. It's cute and makes twiggy feel like an adorable, murderous mascot.

 

[Sun]

Maybe it'll look better on you. ;p

You should try it, sir!

 

[Nimsy]

E louxe tao xeout lomme ni.

zua tadel.

 

[Sun]

E louxe tao xeout lomme ni.

Sir, are those your final words? ;) How about you, Doofy?

 

[Nimsy]

zuas qumeo xuo'v xusal.

 

[Sun]

Music to my ears.

 

[Nimsy]

Wow, such a moron. You can't even figure out a simple cipher, can you?

 

[Sun]

HE couldn't hold on, HE got angry. ;p

(mooning)

You are cute Nimsy, I give you that. <3

P.S. I know they aren't random gibberish.

Let's just say Layton's puzzles are more challenging, no offense. (grin)

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Okay spoopy ghosts, put your hands in the air! The ghostbusters are here

 

[ジュナイパー]

Welcome back to the office peoples!

 

[Sun]

Nimsy and Doofy, no matter who's getting through this day, I have to admit I had fun! I have to praise your loyalty to Nimsy, in particular, Doofy. Having said that, it's all claws out now! Let's make this a fun one, shall we? May the best one proceeds to D4.