Oh officer, I can explain.

[Adam Levine]

No. It was a Ditto.

...I taste Magikarp blood.

 

[LilyGardy]

Yes. They are meant to be tasty with chips.

Hold it right there, Did you just forget Professor Oak's name?

 

[Meadow]

Well I'm his grandson and he forgot my name. :/

You there! Did you somehow just catch another trainer's Pokémon?!

 

[LilyGardy]

No, No. That schoolgirl is scared of her Caterpie and gave it to me.

Hold it right there, You have been fainting Zorua for the past 3 hours. What is the meaning of this behaviour?

 

[Adam Levine]

It's an Illusion.

Did you tie this Gardevoir up?

 

[Meadow]

But that's not against the rules in battle, right?

Hey, you! Are you riding on a Rapidash instead of using a bike?! You're hurting the bicycle economy! >:(

 

[Adam Levine]

So? I'm suffering too.

Did you smash that Shellder?

 

[Guardian]

Nope, just an illusion.

Are Oddish suddenly growing on the trees?

 

[Adam Levine]

Why am I to blame here? Also those could be Oran Berries.

Did you break this Machoke's arm?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Can't be me. I'm pretty Brick Break is only supposed to break screens and bricks maybe.

Hey, did your PokéDex just say Pikachu is a mouse Pokémon? What even is a "mouse"? Are you making these things up?

 

[LilyGardy]

Yes it did. I am not responsible for the content of the Pokedex. Did you know Swanna is the 'White Bird' Pokemon. What is that about? You best see Professor Oak.

Did you just try to eat that Basculin? Explain yourself.

 

[Guardian]

Magikarp had too many bones.
jk I'd never eat poor Pokemons

Why did you kick that Voltorb?

 

[Meadow]

I was in Gym class and we were playing soccer—oops, I mean PokéSoccer!

You there! Did you just claim that Pidgeot is a "Bird-type" Pokémon?! That's total slander! Pidgeot is a Normal/Flying-type Pokémon!

 

[Guardian]

Well my Pidgeot doesnt like to fly, which makes him nor flying nor normal. He's more like Crazy/Bird type, you get me?

Why are you trying to fish in the bush?

 

[Meadow]

Either I'm trying to pluck some berries, or there's a really tricky Pokémon who I need a fishing rod to catch. You decide. ;)

Hey now! Why are you speaking in Pokémon language? How would we know that you're not plotting to destroy the world?

 

[LilyGardy]

Lil Lil Lilligant? (What's that Lilligant?) She is just saying she likes your new haircut officer.

Hold it right there, You have been warping around Sabrina's Gym for the past two hours. The Psychic Gym Leader hasn't got all day you know.

 

[Guardian]

Actually I accidentally grabbed an Abra's tail and...well...you know the rest.

Now why are you running after that Zubat, you actually like them so much?

 

[Sukyandaru]

No, but that Zubat is Shiny so I need to capture it for my collection!

Why are you surfing on a Rhydon's back? Water is deadly to them!

 

[LilyGardy]

This is a Rhyhorn Submarine you see. The makers favourite Pokemon is Rhyhorn, what can I do.

Hold it right there, Why are you impersonating Delia? What lunacy is this?

 

[Lycanthropy]

What? No! I'm her twin sister!

Hey, you! Stop it! You can't climb up a ledge! We didn't place those for nothing!