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Oh officer, I can explain.

Ah! That's because this Celebi comes from an alternate universe... the Mystery Dungeon universe, to be specific!

[PokeCommunity.com] Oh officer, I can explain.


Hold it, hold it, hold it! You are not allowed to swim in this region! The only legal way to move across any form of water is by riding on a Pokémon!
 
Oooh, uhhh... well that's because I always carry a giant healing machine with me everywhere I go! Other trainers can use my portable Pokémon Center if they want to, but it'll cost them 50 bucks. ;D

Stop it, you! When another trainer locks eyes with you, you can't just run away from them like that!
 
Wait, officer! My team is fainted and I failed to black out when I lost that battle, so I have to sneak back to a Pokémon center!

You there, with the stupid hat! What's this I hear about a kid trainer flying without the official league approval badge?!
 
Why...I've never been so insulted in all my life officer! First, this is my HEAD not a hat!!I take it you don't like gen 8 pokemon? Still, that doesn't mean you have to pick on me, and suggest I'm not a pokemon! I may look a little funny but I'm still a flying type, so naturally I use fly and don't go around collecting badges.

*VisionofMilotic took off in the air!*


Hold it buster! Just who do you think you are, taking a paintbrush and changing all the shiny Espeon in the world to gold?
 
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Officer, you absolutely must be mistaken! I'm one of the only few people in the world who actually likes green Espeon and Dragonite. ;__;

FREEZE! Do not... and I repeat, do NOT put that Lava Cookie in your mouth! I'm aware they look tasty, but the law says those are for Pokémon only, not humans. It hurts, I know...
 
Ah, that's because I'm Professor Oak's apprentice! The more I can convince him that I vehemently oppose the idea of riding bikes indoors, the less likely he will be to suspect me of doing so behind his back of course. ;)

Hey, you! Why are you barging into everyone's houses just to look into their trash cans?
 
according to pokémon law it's totally legal to barge into strangers' houses and look for items as long as they're unlocked, so it's these people's faults for not locking their doors.

hey, trainer! why are you summoning dangerous amounts of rain in this town? it's causing lots of property damage!
 
Sorry, officer! My Kyogre got ahold of the blue orb in my bag and now... well, this is happening. I promise he'll get tired and stop soon!

Would you explain why you thought it a good idea to take multiple Castform from the weather institute without the head scientist knowing?
 
The head scientist was conducting dangerous experiments that got out of hand, and the weather institute caught on fire. I broke down the door and ran in to save the castform!! Get the fire hose Jenny!

Hault in the name of the law! That kimono you are wearing is Lady Erika's! She reported it stolen this morning. Explain why it is your possession.
 
Oh officer, I can explain. I'm just preparing my Lady Erika cosplay for an upcoming convention and I wanted it to look as authentic as possible.

Halt! You there with the Stunfisk egg! A bunch of Stunfisk were released on the route next to the city just now by someone shiny hunting! Explain why you have this egg!
 
Please wait, officer!! ;__; I promise I have nothing to do with that whole Stunfisk incident! In fact, my egg might not even be a Stunfisk egg to begin with! You see, it's just that I have a tendency to paint silly faces on my Pokémon eggs to make them easier to tell apart. See for yourself!

[PokeCommunity.com] Oh officer, I can explain.


*ahem* HOLD IT! Are you trying to arrest a Legendary Pokémon?! And you're not even an officer, on top of that!
 
I'll have you know this is a citizen's arrest! Some mysterious individual has corrupted Mewtwo back into his old habits. You guessed it—cloning! Only now Mewtwo appears to be cloning hundreds of Sandshrew by the day. Armies of them, equipped with Casteliacones! Nobody knows where they're bound, but I'll have the information out of Mewtwo quicker than you can say poison ice cream!

Halt! What manner of torture is this? You can't bind and gag Professor Oak and force him to watch trainers cycling indoors!
 
Primal Groudon is the lord of the land, right? We're on land. Ergo, this is his natural habitat. Conclusion: it's all good, officer. Have a nice day!

Hey, what are you doing?! You can't just climb up a ledge! Somebody has put a lot of effort into placing that there!
 
Ah, you see, that trainer at the beginning of the route was giving me a tutorial on ledges, but to be honest I was spamming the A button to get it over with and we must have gotten our wires crossed! I could have sworn he told me you can only climb up ledges for a neat shortcut. :') Ignorance is totally a defence, ok? Just ask Larry Butz!

Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen copy of Pokémon Sword. Explain yourself well, or it's off to jail.
 
Foolish mortal, do you know who I am? I am Arceus. I made the pokemon universe, all of the regions. Now unhand that copy of pokemon sword before you open a time and space paradox! It is my blueprint for designing Galar.

Caught ya! What are you doing here in the Charicific Valley? You are not Liza! Halt in the name of the law, that's Ash's Charizard you are escaping on! Drop that shiny Charmander! Stop!! Thief!
 
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