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Oh officer, I can explain.

I just got off the train from Galar, my partner is a Galarian form Wurmple. They don't have stingers.

Hey wait a minute now! What are you doing changing your DS clock time? It's not daylight saving's time. It is illegal to set your time and date ahead of the actual time just to get pokemon you know?
 
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Sorry officer, I was changing my time because I recently moved into a city that had a different time zone than my old one.

Stop right there. I recently heard you've been fainting innocent Pokemon just for EXP CRAZY!! You know how many Nurse Joys and Chansey it takes to heal them over 5 million EACH! (Yes Apparently Nurse Joy has over 5 million sisters which I will just say that Nurse Joy has a lot of moms and dads) (And Chansey lot's of people have been breeding that pokemon because it's the hip new trend or something) So what's your excuse this time, either way, I will not arrest you cuz I'm nice your welcome.
 
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Oh... *awkward silence* Well, I'm just glad you're not arresting me, because I'm guilty as charged! 😅 I can't help constantly EXP grinding against wild Pokémon—there just aren't enough trainers to battle, okay? :'(

WHOA THERE, HOLD IT!! Did you seriously just incinerate a small tree that was blocking your way?! That's against the law! If you don't have HM Cut, then you're supposed to drop down to your knees and cry miserably while the tree laughs at you. :<
 
That 'small tree' is actually a Sudowoodo. I used a not very effective move on it in order to catch it.

Hold it right there, your trainer card says you are called Joy but do not work at a Pokemon Center. Go dye your hair pink and take your rightful place as a Nurse Joy at once.
 
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*takes the wig off, strips trainer attires, erases makeups* But officer, how if I'm actually this Joy?
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Also, you said you're an officer, but where's your officer uniform?
 
I activated splash in between an active water and lava volcano well in POISONOUS FOREST while there was a lightning storm. Nature is weird that way.

Explain to me how you OTK'd a Pokemon by using sleep Powder.
 
It was because I used my Lilligant. In very rare cases Lilligant can transform into dark Lilligant which causes Sleep Powder to become KO powder. Yes, she looks like a regular Lilligant now that is because she has changed back.

Hold it right there, you have been throwing wishing pieces into the same den for the past 4 hours. Why are you doing that?
 
Sorry officer, im trying to get a Jirachi to appear(It is the wish Pokemon after all!)

Hold it right there! I was given a tip that you were sicking Poochyena on Professor Birch. Whats up with that?!
 
Officer, don't you recognize me? It's me Fennel! That's why I'm using dream mist. Hey, It's been 10 years since the dream world first opened? You have been looking for all that time officer? Aww, thanks! I guess I got some gray hair over the years.

*Blows the whistle* I have caught you now! You have a dynamax Tentacruel! It doesn't exist first of all, second you are letting it destroy all the buildings in the city!
 
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Dynamax Tentacruel? You're mistaken! This is a Wailord, my dear officer. Also, these rickety old buildings needed to be removed anyways! They're a safety hazard. Now, you might want to invest in come glasses, officer, so you don't mix up your pokemon again.

Stop right there, you hooligan! Why on earth are you licking that Vanilluxe!?!?
 
But officer, how come you let the casinos and big business get all the profits? Celadon Game Corner sells Pokemon for 9,999 coins. I'm a small business man selling affordable Pokemon for 500 pokedollars, and have permission from the city to be a magikarp vendor!

Now you are in big trouble! You've taken all the animation cels from the Johto episodes of the tv series with Ash's Noctowl, and painted over his shiny Noctowl to make it a regular dark brown non-shiny one. Shame on you! That's punishable for up to 30 years in prison. What do you have to say for yourself criminal?
 
Officer wait! It was just a prank! I forgot the shiny colors for Noctowl and I thought it was the other way around!

Whew. Glad I cleared that one u- HOLD ON! THE PERSON BELOW ME HAS BEEN SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT THE MEW TRUCK! This is the last straw pal.
 
Oh, ummm!! You see, the giant flower on Vileplume's head is actually a propeller! Yup... that's totally how Vileplume travels! Nothing suspicious here. 😇

Wait a minute... did you just call your HM01 "useless" and then toss it in the trash???? THAT'S ILLEGAL!! 😡 HMs are the essence of life and you must keep them with you at all times!
 
You are so right Officer Jenny! HM01 is the greatest move in the entire game. I left in the trash because I wanted someone else to be able to share in the wonders of cut now that I already taught the move to my Pokemon.

Hey, what is this pokemon game you're selling on the streets? Pokemon Contest Hall: Wallace edition? Definitely not a official game that you could be licensed to sell. Explain!
 
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You are so right Officer Jenny! HM01 is the greatest move in the entire game. I left in the trash because I wanted someone else to be able to share in the wonders of cut now that I already taught the move to my Pokemon.
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LOL, oh my gosh!! I am actually dying at this response, ahahahaha! 😂 This is officially the greatest excuse of the century. We all know what you're REALLY thinking, though... ;)

Hey, what is this pokemon game you're selling on the streets? Pokemon Contest Hall: Wallace edition? Definitely not a official game that you could be licensed to sell. Explain!
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Objection, Officer! 🗯 You're allowed to sell anything you want at a garage sale (I hope!!), even if it's shady! Otherwise... yeahhhh, this game isn't a legitimate product. 😇

You there! Something seems fishy. How on earth do you have a Level 101 Pokémon on your team?
 
Uh, my DS screen has some cracks in it so it might look like it's a level 101 pokemon, but it's a double battle and I actually sent out 2 pokemon. 1 of them is level 10, and the other is level 1.

Stop right there! That is a copy of Pokemon Sword and Shield, and you don't only have dynamax pokemon, you're mega-evolving too and using Z-Moves! You better have a good answer about how this is possible. *Folds arms*
 
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