Oh officer, I can explain.

What makes you assume it hasn't already happened? What if stopping me from doing this is what will change things for the worse instead? are you willing to risk it officer?
If anyone asks me why the apocalypse happened I'll just point at you 😏

Stop. Did I just hear your Arcanine talk? You're smuggling people into the city in an Arcanine costume, aren't you?
 
I didn't steal it Officer, I myself am a Professor, my last name is Beech and of course Professor's all have the last names of trees. I will return this notebook to Oak when I have finished reading it.

Hold it right there, your Lilligant OHKOed that man's Weezing with Absorb. How is your Lilligant so overpowered?
 
My Cosmog has a cold and I an trying to get them medicine. I'd love to show you Cosmog but he won't stay in the bag if I open it.

Hold it right there, I am now a fully qualified Officer Jenny and was in the same class as you at school. However you are still 10. How have you not aged?
 
Have you not heard the prophecies?
When there are too many Gengar in the world they will start forming a Ghost types army and it will start the Ghost apocalypse! All ghost Pokemon will rise up and turn all living things into ghosts!
I'm humbly doing my part at keeping that apocalyptic threat at bay, officer. Do you not value your mortal body?

Would you mind explaining how you got that Shiny G-Max Melmetal? It's just not possible!
 
oh, officer, I'm afraid my kadabra keeps messing with me by altering the warp spots! it's upset I can't evolve it, but I have no friends!

stop right there, how are you fitting your two bikes into your bag!?
 
It's bigger on the inside. I borrowed Time Lord technology to-
Errr... I mean Hoopa put a ring in it and it sends whatever I put in my bag to another portal at home. It's quite convenient!

How are you running that fast without Running Shoes...? you better not have some sort of Pokemon strapped underneath your shoes!
 
These are just regular shoes but normally when I do something I shouldn't do Oak telepathically tells me 'There's a time and a place to do that, but not now.' I've been running for a while now and he hasn't said anything so it must be ok.

Hold it right there, you are using your Blaziken's Fire Moves to try and remove a seemingly invincible tree. Pokemon Law states you must use Cut.
 
That's not a bag officer, it's Mimikyu. It lost it's Pikachu style disguise so is now using the closest thing it could find which is my old bag.

Hold it right there, why are you telling everyone in Dewford that the trendy phrase is 'Officer Jenny'. It is causing unnecessary confusion.
 
Because, what you know, it might help "Officer Jenny" recognized as an official Trainer class of its own! They do seem to work differently from other officers.

Halt! Why are you hanging around Fuchsia Gym disguised as Falkner? You're not trying to start a full-scale family feud, are you?
 
You see, I lost a bet, it was supposed to be my brother wearing the costume. How was I supposed to know growlithe can't learn growl?

There was an ATM robbery earlier today, three witnesses said they saw someone matching your description, and you appear to have that much money in your bag.
 
Nah, not a chance. He was orphaned and raised alongside a litter of Growlithe, so he got used to walking on a leash just like them. I know this will pose problems once he gets to his final stage, but he's enjoying it for now. :D

Hold up! How did you get your hands on a Sneasler? They're extinct Pokémon!
 
Nah it's fine Officer. You see these 'pokeballls' as you call them? They're not actually Pokeballs. Feel free to press them if you don't believe me.
*Officer presses the ball and gets sucked in and captured*
These are humaballs, which excel at capturing humans, so there's no problem of a Pokemon catching other Pokemon! =D
*I'll store you in my PC Officer, but what Nickname shall I give you.... 😈 *

You claim you are the champion, yet you have no badges whatsoever.... care to explain yourself?
 
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