Oh officer, I can explain.

Officer, I bought the land that forest was on and I was burning it to clear the way for what I have planned for it.

You know it's illegal for your cosplay Pikachu to be male. You better have a good reason to why yours is. I don't wanna use my taser or send you to prison, so what is your reason for having a male cosplay Pikachu?
 
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Officer... are you drunk or plainly high? My Pikachu is very much male. How rude!

Why you are force feeding apricorns to your Pokemon?! Don't you know its outer skin is far too tough for Pokemon to eat! Explain or you will be charged with a hefty sum for hurting your own Pokemon!!
 
Oh no officer, it's not an apricorn, it's just a Rabita Berry! See it now? Plus, he's eating it all by himself!

Wait a minute, is that a big G on your shirt??? You'd best explain this!!
 
I swear, officer, that is my Gardevoir! She likes to cross dress sometimes...

Please explain why you have a team of all Legendary Pokemon in your party. Are you poaching?
 
That's not the move, I trained it weightlifting. It's pretty strong now, isn't it?

Hey you, a Totodile has been reported to be stolen from Elm's lab, have you perhaps seen... Wait, is that a Totodile you got there?
 
No no no, officer! This is just a Sandile! A blue Sandile... that stands on two legs... xD

YOU THERE! If you call yourself a protagonist, then you're supposed to wear some kind of hat!


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That's not the move, I trained it weightlifting. It's pretty strong now, isn't it?
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[PokeCommunity.com] Oh officer, I can explain.


Wait, it can't possibly lift weights without fingers! Especially with arms like those. Something seems fishy here... xD
 
But some Gym Leaders like Wallace wear hats with most others being non hat wearers, I am hatless as I want to express my individuality among Protagonists.

Hold it right there, your trainer card says you are the Lavaridge Town Gym Leader yet you clearly are not Flannery. Explain yourself.
 
I actually used to be Flannery, but... uh, the Name Rater didn't like my name. xD

Wait a minute, why on earth do you have 20 Master Balls with you?! The law only permits up to three Master Balls per universe!
 
It's not illegal if I have one of my secret pals give me one and I keep getting them to the point where I have 20.

Did you just freakin walk around a small tree? sprays you with pepper spray. WHY DID YOU WALK AROUND THAT TREE?! IT IS REQUIRED BY LAW TO HAVE A POKEMON USE CUT ON THEM TO GET AROUND THEM!!!!!!!
 
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But the environment... *cries* :(

You there! Swimming is illegal unless you're a generic NPC! Quit being lazy and teach your Pokémon the move Surf, or go catch yourself an HM Slave!
 
Do you know who I am? My name is Swimmer ♂, and my daddy owns a lake and my uncle works for the Pokemon League so I can swim all I want and with my Pokemon if I so well please thank you very much snaps fingers.

You better hope that I did not just see you help heal a Pokemon after you made it faint, other wise I'm gonna have to show you mister nightstick and miss taser because that is breaking the law on so many levels as sectioned by section 665 that all Pokemon who are seriously injured must not be helped or healed. So what do you have to say?
 
I caught it actually, so now I can heal it.

Why on earth do you have two Pokemon caught from Viridian Forest when you were doing a Nuzlocke! Your Pokedex here says that you first caught your Caterpie and later you caught a Pikachu! Explain before I lock you up!
 
I'm Wallace, so I have privileges! :D

You there! Did you really just use Brick Break to break a rock?! The law only permits you to use Rock Smash to do such a thing! >:(
 
But I thought it was okay to use Brick Break against the Rock Pokemon, Geodude?

Woah, we got a problem. I just saw you use Swagger and you're not even a Pokemon. You're going to jail for life if you do not have a good reason on how you was able to use it when you're not a Pokemon.
 
Err... I don't really have an excuse. #SWAGBABY is all I can say. xD

Hold on, did you just use three Pokémon (at the same time) to defeat one of the Gym Leader's Pokémon?!
 
Eheheheh, Terriermon is actually a Digimon, so it doesn't count as one of my party members. xD

Speaking of which... YOU THERE! Did I just see you use a DIGIMON against the Elite Four?!
 
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