Oh officer, I can explain.

[Meadow]

It can't be helped! I slam dunked him into the bag like the pro basketball player I am, but he keeps coming back out no matter what I do. =(

Hey, you! Why did you open a bunch of Ultra Wormholes just now?! That's dangerous, you know!

 

[PageEmp]

That was just my Kingdra using Dragon meteor.

And speaking of which, how did you get like 12 water mons with just an old rod?

 

[Meadow]

Ah, ah! It's nothing impressive, you see! Just 12 Magikarps, is all. Eheheh... Time to sell them!

Hey, you! Did you just remove a Mimikyu's costume?! I hope you know that's illegal, because it's dangerous to both yourself and the people around you!

 

[PageEmp]

I want to train him to make him try and get used to not having his costume.

Wait, why do you have a Ledian who can learn Dragon ascent?

 

[Meadow]

Ah, that's actually not Dragon Ascent! The truth is, my Ledian has a strange dragon-like accent. Yup, totally an accent. It pronounces a lot of words in an old-fashioned dialect! xD

Hold on, did you actually just knock on someone's door before entering their house?! That's illegal! The law says you're supposed to just barge in...

 

[Miah]

U-uhh, I wasn't knocking! I-I was pounding the door!

Hey! Why do you have 3 shiny Lugias at your party?

 

[PageEmp]

2 of them were overlevelled shiny Dittos I got from wonder trading and since I don't have enough badges they won't obey me.

Why is your Victreebel Blue in colour and have red leaves?

 

[Miah]

I-it's it costume for a contest! and why is some criminal faking as an officer making excuses so I--

If he has 2 overlevelled shinies, why is YOUR party full of shiny and overpowered Pok?mon?

 

[PageEmp]

I got them from, uh, wonder trading!

Why does your Kingdra know Sing?

 

[LilyGardy]

It was a special Kingdra I obtained in Blackthorn City from an old timer. He said Sing is a rare egg move.

Hold it right there! Why did you just put Nurse Joy to sleep by telling your Lilligant to use Sleep Powder?

 

[SoaPuffball]

zZz zZz zZz zZz...
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Stop stealing my Diancite please! Why did you steal it again?

 

[Miah]

You probably had me confused to someone else. Is that the person you're referring to?

Why did you make Snorlax forget Rest?

 

[SoaPuffball]

My Snorlax doesn't even have rest cause I'm preserving its current moves. It's from an event. And yup, that guy. Thanks!

sigh Is that a crossbreed of Oran and Leppa Berry? Y'know that crossbreeds aren't officially allowed.

 

[Miah]

I just found it here, so don't blame me.

Are you trying to use Metronome? No, not the item, the move?

 

[PageEmp]

Why can't I use it?

Your Gumshoos is wearing the president's clothes? Why?

 

[Meadow]

Um, uh... what if he actually is the president? ...of Game Freak, I mean!

Hey, you! Did you just kick a Magikarp? You know you shouldn't do that. >:)

 

[VoltYellow]

Oh Officer I can explain, that magikarp bit me on my leg (do they actually have tooth?)
Is that a team Plasma hat in your bag?

 

[Tsutarja]

Officer, I can explain! See, I was a former member but then I found out about Ghetsis's real intentions and I just never turned in my uniform.

Hey, why are you working for Lysandre again?!

 

[PageEmp]

Nope, but my manager does have his hairstyle which is probably why you thought that.

Now, Vileplume aren't usually pink with yellow flowers, but yours is. Why?

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Let's just say, you may want to avoid smeargles when they have the cold officer...-shudders-

Sir, that large mechanical Groudon seems awfully suspicious, care to explain?
(This thread dies over my dead body >.>)