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Pick-Up Lines

Gummy

by fire be P U R G E D
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    Pick-up lines are probabaly the worst way to introduce yourself to the opposite sex. However, I've heard some that are pretty catchy and have actually worked. So this thread is for posting any pic-up lines you know.

    (Example of pick-up line: "Excuse me, I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?")
     
    My high school chemistry teacher had just about the worst ones I've ever heard, one of which I still remember:

    "If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put uranium and iodine next to each other so U and I can be together forever."

    The amusing thing is that he's actually used all of them.
     
    I've always seen pick up lines as an ice breaker of sorts, since most of which are corny little jokes which will really break down one of the smaller barriers at the beginning of conversation.

    But umm yeah, I know a guy who deliberately memorises really bad ones so he can use them. He and some other people even made a video and put it on youtube, it's quite sad XD;;

    Here, some really bad ones.
     
    "Is hell missing a demon? Cause you're smokin"

    I now, its horrible...

    It only works on Gothics girls
     
    well I've never used any of these because I already have a hard enough time picking up the ladies, but I figured I'd share these anyway.

    1. *touch her arm and say* Oh thank God, you're real. I didn't know you lived outside my fantasy.
    *lame*
    2. Did it hurt? [she asks what] Did it hurt, you know, when you fell from heaven?
    *lamer*
    3. You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see!
    *lamest*
     
    If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
    Lame I know..
     
    I'd just try to see if they are doing something that I like to do, or they have something with them that I like, and start the conversation with it. For instance *girl is playing Nintendo DS* (I wish...but this is an example so it's ok). I'd say "hey, you like *insert game here*, too?

    Conversation started.
     
    This isn't a pick-up-line as much as it is an insult. Note, I only know this, I'd never actually use it.
    Guy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: What? When I fell from heaven?
    Guy: No, from the 'Ugly Tree' and hit every branch on the way down.


    Ok. An actual pickup line:
    Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got 'fine' written all over you.

    *lame

    Also, to GS: I'd actually use that first one. It's pretty good, you'd just have to work on delivery, I bet
     
    'Do you believe in love at first sight, or am I going to have to walk past a second time?'

    It worked for moi.
     
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants! Ha, I'm going to use the parking ticket one.
     
    I love chemistry pick up lines. My favorite:

    "Tell me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

    For people who actually get it, you rock.
     
    Itsuki said:
    "I think my heart just lagged."

    For the romantic gamer. ;D
    Click to expand...

    xD! My first true lol of the day.

    Here's one to stay on topic: "Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good."
     
    If i had a penny for every gal that just can't compare to you, I'd be Bill Gates.

    Made it up myself, haven't tried it though.
     
    Yeah my boyfriend and I say corny pick up lines to each other for fun ^.^

    Like-
    "Do you wash your pants with windex? Cuz I can see myself in them!"
    >.>

    or

    "Do you know karate? Cuz your body is kickin'?"
     
    lol I just saw this one used actually the other day

    *New hot girl moves in next door, dude walks up with the classic brownies, "I made these for you, you're hot, I mean they're hot" *

    I also saw that in a movie too, lol bet he got it from that. :P
     
    I think Ive also heard-
    "If youy were a booger, Id pick you first"

    "Good thing I brought my library card, cuz Im checkin' you out"

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