Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Mr.Silver]

Yay~! Its back~.......Dont slap me..... please dont....

 

[dead-man-walking]

HO YAY!

Yuoaman said that an update should be up by tomorrow!

 

[Sage Harpuia]

I thinked I had escaped from this...I was wrong:'(

 

[Yuoaman]

Oh man, I'm sorry it took so long. D:

UPDATE 45

Spoiler:

...this is exactly what I needed before plunging into the deep without any sort of breathing apparatus...

...unless you count a diving bird that is...

Oh man, that knee-high water looks interesting.

Nope, it's just wet... and swampy.

And screw you Baro and your color-coded swamps!

Err... they aren't here... because they're in the water?

What am I standing in, then?

...shouldn't you be interested in the trees then? Y'know... birds?

Holy ****, that isn't a bird. No way is that a bird.

WELL NOW IT IS A DEAD NOT-A-BIRD.

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WHY AM I BEING SCREWED WITH? THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A BIRDKEEPER TO HAVE AN UNHOLY BEAR. NOT ONE.

Even unholy bears cannot stand before the might of Roco.

I demand he be stripped of his title of 'Bird Keeper'.

That is no excuse, they're in the goddamn trees.

Birds don't live in rocks man... actually very few things live in rocks... very few.

A moleman...

Err... that's like saying it's best to plant a tree in a volcano, man.

Also: haha, no.

So... he's a moleman with strange ideas, then? :\

Wow, nothing about this guy is matching up with anything. There's definitely sorcery afoot.

Eared Pillar > Earless Pillar

It has been added to the type chart.

...how?

It's like half a meter deep...

Well I guess you can't argue with results... but still...

I guess you did.

Good luck with that, you strange, strange man.

Nope, I have better things to do with my ti-

...why do you hate me so? :'(

Ditch Sea... the hell?

'For get them'?

So your submarine isn't good enough then?

Wait... I didn't refuse...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Sorry, crazy man, but I'm a human.

I told you... I am human.

YOU DARE POISON BRRRD? DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT SHE IS THE WORD?

I'm still not happy about this. :(

I don't know what to make of you...

Time to test this out.

Oh ****, I made a mistake didn't I?

I'm alive? :O

...odd... but good, I guess?

How big is this swamp, exactly?

Big enough to contain your day's supply of vitamins and minerals, apparently.

I wonder why I don't see any Pokemon down here, you'd think they would be just as common as on the surface.

Grass.

Underwater grass.

...what the ****?

DENTED ROCKS, YAY?

WHY IS BARO SCREWING WITH ME LIKE THIS?

Back to the deep. :(

Well that was... educational? :\

More education, I guess.

Err...

That's... useful?

Why is Baro placing cans in the ocean...?

What... fishing, really?

Err... alright let's see this demonstration.

...you didn't expect to get your ass kicked, did you?

I'm a little tired of being told I'm underwater... I CAN SEE THAT FOR MYSELF INTERNAL GPS.

I dunno... you have to kind of like Pokemon to be a 'fan'.

Oh damn, he's going to have a bunch of weak Pokemon, isn't he?

...or not.

Oh ****!

It was for the best. :(

Party...? Fishing line...?

Well...

I'll just slip by here and leave you to your 'dance'...

Not another one of these...

I thought dancing fishing lines were bad...

So is being sexually attracted to rocks a requirement for becoming a miner in Corna?

You'd think that miners would have Pokemon related to mining in some way - not turtles, kangaroos, phallic symbols, and bears of an unholy persuasion.

But at least you have your rocks... right? D:

You've got to love it underwa-

Wait...

I hate it down here. ****ING HATE IT.

Funny, this Sea looks more like an open expanse of water than a ditch, odd.

WHO NAMES THESE PLACES?

Great... err... absence of a reason.

"Dwayne" and "extreme" just don't mesh well for me...

You have something to say to me, punk? :badsmile:

Damn straight.

Isn't the ocean just one big mess of currents? I'm pretty sure you'll stumble across one sooner or later.

Or drown, I don't really care.

I don't even want to consider what sort of geological event contributed to this thing's formation...

Holy crap, more cans! I've never been so excited!

Except in pretty much any other situation I've been in.

Dragon > Awkward Teenager.

/end argument

Except it's less of a surfing board and more of a... odd shape you happen to be standing on. I dunno.

Don't people usually surf around beaches... not gross swamps? :\

Oh I see what you did there...

Not horribly funny though.

THERE WILL BE MORE WAVES, WHY MUST YOU RESORT TO VIOLENCE?

AND SUCH A PITIFUL ATTEMPT AT VIOLENCE, TOO.

It's my wave now, *****.

The ocean is full of goddamn waves...

Oh ****, his legs are open and everything.

I DON'T SWING THAT WAY, REED!

STOP BEATING, REED, IT'S WRONG. THE OCEAN CAN'T WASH AWAY YOUR SINS.

Yeah, do it at home... not here.

FFFFFFFFF-

I might be more compliant, as long as you don't resort to viole-

****!

Shouldn't have thrown your sperm-Pokemon at me, then.

Maybe next time you'll take your own advice, and not try to beat the sex from me?

And I should be impressed? I'M BALANCING ON A MOTHER****ING DRAGON,

And who's still balancing on a mother****ing dragon? ME!

I would be more concerned with avoiding Babos'. They can swim now, y'know.

Well I guess I'll have to trust my internal GPS' assertion that this part of the ocean DOES NOT EXIST.

Then what am I surfing on?

Wha-? :\

I still don't... what?

Not me, I just dream of getting the **** out of this region. THE **** OUT.

Despite there being at least a dozen in sight? I find that hard to believe...

That's the problem with you Cornians, that's all you think about.

I'm smart enough to know when Yahtzee isn't enough...

Time for...

Damn straight.

Everyone always faces the truth in the end...

Well I would have preferred to have never experienced any harsh challenges at all...

Well at least it exists... even if it's filthy.

But why does it look the same as the other seas...?

I'm going to hazard a guess here and say... boobs. Definitely the boobs.

Again: it's them boobs.

They haunt our dreams.

What, did I offend y-

Awww hell, who am I trying to fool? She would have battled me either way.

Again... it isn't the bathing suit, it's what's underneath. So you may be correct...

Maybe you should get the hell out, then? Just a thought.

Gwah!?

Stop complaining then, you idiot.

I would really prefer not...

But I obviously did.

Are you saying I look weak?

That ass? Yeah, I saw him.

Well maybe he should stop making up **** then?

Maybe you should ride a dragon? It's what any sensible person with a reasonable measure of badass would do.

What, were yours raised by plankton?

...Best not to dwell on it, Steven.

Oh yay, two mores. :(

Wait... what... She's facing the other direction, though. :\

But... they aren't synchronized...

Yeah, whatever.

I just don't want to deal with any more strange ocean people...

Wow, these people really got gypped in the naming department, didn't they? No one wants to vacation in a place named for being dirty...

...I suppose it's for the best though.

Alright... I need to go... err... do something.

Not crying in a corner, of course, that would be ridiculous.

Also, just a quick announcement. The Quartz LP will also be hosted at the LP Repository, which will usually get updates a couple of days before they're posted here, so be sure to check it out!

 

[Esp1222]

Surfing on dragons is just pwn.

(I have to say, your LP is the only one that is funny, and not incredibly profane.)

All the others either:
~Are Boring
~Are Incredibly Profane

...That's about it...

 

[SonicBlazePlatinum]

ASDFASDFASDFAS...

I like the update, I'm glad the thread is reopened. In Seablue Current there's a current so strong you can't escape it. You can't even go to the menu. It's like if Babos and Osoe had the Cute Charm ability, but they DO! D;

Also you can get a starter Pokemon in Muddy Island from a Prof. Tree dude guy person etc. Anyways, I hope it's mud on Muddy Island and not anything else. o.O

 

[Yuoaman]

Yeah, Muddy Island does look suspicious, we can only hope that no one on the island mentions any past sewage treatment plants.

 

[Nurse Barbra]

well DONT ENTER THE "Lab", not only do they contain Horrific Starters FROM ANOTHER REGION.
They PROVE that baro's infulence has spread. So yeah, A nuke is the only thing that can cleanse them.ALL of them.

 

[dead-man-walking]

God that's hilarious! xD

Horrific Starters? Oh noes D:

 

[Skystrike]

Oh man, I'm sorry it took so long. D:

UPDATE 45

Spoiler:

...this is exactly what I needed before plunging into the deep without any sort of breathing apparatus...

...unless you count a diving bird that is...

Oh man, that knee-high water looks interesting.

Nope, it's just wet... and swampy.

And screw you Baro and your color-coded swamps!

Err... they aren't here... because they're in the water?

What am I standing in, then?

...shouldn't you be interested in the trees then? Y'know... birds?

Holy ****, that isn't a bird. No way is that a bird.

WELL NOW IT IS A DEAD NOT-A-BIRD.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

WHY AM I BEING SCREWED WITH? THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A BIRDKEEPER TO HAVE AN UNHOLY BEAR. NOT ONE.

Even unholy bears cannot stand before the might of Roco.

I demand he be stripped of his title of 'Bird Keeper'.

That is no excuse, they're in the goddamn trees.

Birds don't live in rocks man... actually very few things live in rocks... very few.

A moleman...

Err... that's like saying it's best to plant a tree in a volcano, man.

Also: haha, no.

So... he's a moleman with strange ideas, then? :\

Wow, nothing about this guy is matching up with anything. There's definitely sorcery afoot.

Eared Pillar > Earless Pillar

It has been added to the type chart.

...how?

It's like half a meter deep...

Well I guess you can't argue with results... but still...

I guess you did.

Good luck with that, you strange, strange man.

Nope, I have better things to do with my ti-

...why do you hate me so? :'(

Ditch Sea... the hell?

'For get them'?

So your submarine isn't good enough then?

Wait... I didn't refuse...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Sorry, crazy man, but I'm a human.

I told you... I am human.

YOU DARE POISON BRRRD? DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT SHE IS THE WORD?

I'm still not happy about this. :(

I don't know what to make of you...

Time to test this out.

Oh ****, I made a mistake didn't I?

I'm alive? :O

...odd... but good, I guess?

How big is this swamp, exactly?

Big enough to contain your day's supply of vitamins and minerals, apparently.

I wonder why I don't see any Pokemon down here, you'd think they would be just as common as on the surface.

Grass.

Underwater grass.

...what the ****?

DENTED ROCKS, YAY?

WHY IS BARO SCREWING WITH ME LIKE THIS?

Back to the deep. :(

Well that was... educational? :\

More education, I guess.

Err...

That's... useful?

Why is Baro placing cans in the ocean...?

What... fishing, really?

Err... alright let's see this demonstration.

...you didn't expect to get your ass kicked, did you?

I'm a little tired of being told I'm underwater... I CAN SEE THAT FOR MYSELF INTERNAL GPS.

I dunno... you have to kind of like Pokemon to be a 'fan'.

Oh damn, he's going to have a bunch of weak Pokemon, isn't he?

...or not.

Oh ****!

It was for the best. :(

Party...? Fishing line...?

Well...

I'll just slip by here and leave you to your 'dance'...

Not another one of these...

I thought dancing fishing lines were bad...

So is being sexually attracted to rocks a requirement for becoming a miner in Corna?

You'd think that miners would have Pokemon related to mining in some way - not turtles, kangaroos, phallic symbols, and bears of an unholy persuasion.

But at least you have your rocks... right? D:

You've got to love it underwa-

Wait...

I hate it down here. ****ING HATE IT.

Funny, this Sea looks more like an open expanse of water than a ditch, odd.

WHO NAMES THESE PLACES?

Great... err... absence of a reason.

"Dwayne" and "extreme" just don't mesh well for me...

You have something to say to me, punk? :badsmile:

Damn straight.

Isn't the ocean just one big mess of currents? I'm pretty sure you'll stumble across one sooner or later.

Or drown, I don't really care.

I don't even want to consider what sort of geological event contributed to this thing's formation...

Holy crap, more cans! I've never been so excited!

Except in pretty much any other situation I've been in.

Dragon > Awkward Teenager.

/end argument

Except it's less of a surfing board and more of a... odd shape you happen to be standing on. I dunno.

Don't people usually surf around beaches... not gross swamps? :\

Oh I see what you did there...

Not horribly funny though.

THERE WILL BE MORE WAVES, WHY MUST YOU RESORT TO VIOLENCE?

AND SUCH A PITIFUL ATTEMPT AT VIOLENCE, TOO.

It's my wave now, *****.

The ocean is full of goddamn waves...

Oh ****, his legs are open and everything.

I DON'T SWING THAT WAY, REED!

STOP BEATING, REED, IT'S WRONG. THE OCEAN CAN'T WASH AWAY YOUR SINS.

Yeah, do it at home... not here.

FFFFFFFFF-

I might be more compliant, as long as you don't resort to viole-

****!

Shouldn't have thrown your sperm-Pokemon at me, then.

Maybe next time you'll take your own advice, and not try to beat the sex from me?

And I should be impressed? I'M BALANCING ON A MOTHER****ING DRAGON,

And who's still balancing on a mother****ing dragon? ME!

I would be more concerned with avoiding Babos'. They can swim now, y'know.

Well I guess I'll have to trust my internal GPS' assertion that this part of the ocean DOES NOT EXIST.

Then what am I surfing on?

Wha-? :\

I still don't... what?

Not me, I just dream of getting the **** out of this region. THE **** OUT.

Despite there being at least a dozen in sight? I find that hard to believe...

That's the problem with you Cornians, that's all you think about.

I'm smart enough to know when Yahtzee isn't enough...

Time for...

Damn straight.

Everyone always faces the truth in the end...

Well I would have preferred to have never experienced any harsh challenges at all...

Well at least it exists... even if it's filthy.

But why does it look the same as the other seas...?

I'm going to hazard a guess here and say... boobs. Definitely the boobs.

Again: it's them boobs.

They haunt our dreams.

What, did I offend y-

Awww hell, who am I trying to fool? She would have battled me either way.

Again... it isn't the bathing suit, it's what's underneath. So you may be correct...

Maybe you should get the hell out, then? Just a thought.

Gwah!?

Stop complaining then, you idiot.

I would really prefer not...

But I obviously did.

Are you saying I look weak?

That ass? Yeah, I saw him.

Well maybe he should stop making up **** then?

Maybe you should ride a dragon? It's what any sensible person with a reasonable measure of badass would do.

What, were yours raised by plankton?

...Best not to dwell on it, Steven.

Oh yay, two mores. :(

Wait... what... She's facing the other direction, though. :\

But... they aren't synchronized...

Yeah, whatever.

I just don't want to deal with any more strange ocean people...

Wow, these people really got gypped in the naming department, didn't they? No one wants to vacation in a place named for being dirty...

...I suppose it's for the best though.

Alright... I need to go... err... do something.

Not crying in a corner, of course, that would be ridiculous.

Also, just a quick announcement. The Quartz LP will also be hosted at the LP Repository, which will usually get updates a couple of days before they're posted here, so be sure to check it out!

When you say odd word, don't you mean pen- *random picture pops up* ?
Or is my mind in the gutter?!

 

[Sage Harpuia]

WHY IS BARO SCREWING WITH ME LIKE THIS?

BECAUSE THIS IS CORNA: MADE UP OF RANDOM SWAMPS WITH RANDOM, USELESS, IN MIDDLE OF NOWHERE POOL, UNNATURALLY INSANELY DEEP, ACCESIBLE WITH A BIRD SMALLER THAN A BUBBLE OF AIR*uf*...that's it, basically.

 

[Yuoaman]

Be on the look out, if they mention a past chocolate factory, that could be code for sewage treatment plants.

Also is it just me, or are those houses ridiculously small? Even for a shed size house?

Oh god, those Cornians and their code words. D:

And yeah, those houses are pretty tiny.

When you say odd word, don't you mean pen- *random picture pops up* ?
Or is my mind in the gutter?!

Yeah, your mind is definitely off in the gutter.

BECAUSE THIS IS CORNA: MADE UP OF RANDOM SWAMPS WITH RANDOM, USELESS, IN MIDDLE OF NOWHERE POOL, UNNATURALLY INSANELY DEEP, ACCESIBLE WITH A BIRD SMALLER THAN A BUBBLE OF AIR*uf*...that's it, basically.

Oh, that makes perfect sense. :(

 

[Teh Baro]

The other day I saw a guy streaming a game of quartz and he got lost in the swamp, going back and forth for like twenty minutes. You seemed to get out of it with no problem, though.

 

[Yuoaman]

The other day I saw a guy streaming a game of quartz and he got lost in the swamp, going back and forth for like twenty minutes. You seemed to get out of it with no problem, though.

Really? I found the swamp pretty straightforward. Other than coming up in that random water with no land, that confused me a little.

 

[altariaking]

The swamp took me hours ._.
And then when I finally got to muddy island and got my potato I thought "I should've stayed at home." Maybe if I had done just that, I would still be alive today.
R.I.P, me.

 

[Nurse Barbra]

No no no no no no no. Thats a BAR-om-eter,The one to be scared of is the BAROmeter. It measures how close baro is by beeping veryloudly when he's far away.

 

[dead-man-walking]

No no no no no no no. Thats a BAR-om-eter,The one to be scared of is the BAROmeter. It measures how close baro is by beeping veryloudly when he's far away.

Wait. You make Baro sounds like a ghost...

Or is he?

 

[Nurse Barbra]

Well he's apparently 24something in pokemon marble. He's either a ghost, a vampire (one that burns up in sunlight and explodes, None of this sparkling bs) or a Warlock. most likely one of the second 2.
And the BAROmeter is like a GPS signal.

 

[Teh Baro]

Well he's apparently 24something in pokemon marble. He's either a ghost, a vampire (one that burns up in sunlight and explodes, None of this sparkling bs) or a Warlock. most likely one of the second 2.
And the BAROmeter is like a GPS signal.

The plot of marble was going to revolve around a pokemon whose kiss stopped one's aging, how Glass Army wanted to catch it and how Baro, who didn't age because of the pokemon, wants to stop them.

 

[monkeyboi]

So the plot of Marble was to help the man who made out with a pokemon, from bad guys who also want to make out with a pokemon?