Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Yuoaman]

Thanks a lot Samike. :D

And I've just started playing Quartz again, so hopefully I should have an update sometime tomorrow.

 

[Master Terrador]

Cool, Can't wait for another funny read.
And since when did the forth wall exist, the sorcerer demolished it long before this hack. ._.

 

[Yuoaman]

For those interested just wanted to let you know that I finished playing for the next update! This update will cover 209 images, which means it will most likely take a while to get up, but I will almost definitely have it tomorrow sometime. :D

I also just wanted to state something interested: there are currently 1894 screens of Quartz in this LP, which is pretty damn crazy, when you think about it.

 

[Mr.Silver]

And a lil over 100 contain baro

 

[Atomic Reactor]

Ha good read braski.
Btw, Me in squirrel form doesn't taste good :3

 

[Yuoaman]

Ha good read braski.
Btw, Me in squirrel form doesn't taste good :3

One man's opinion... :D

And there isn't much to say now... except: BIG UPDATE!

UPDATE 14

Spoiler:

These last weeks have been so horrible, I just hope that my luck will turn soon...

DAMNIT JUSTIN!

Yes, I would very much like to leave this hell hole now.

I'm not heading back towards Baro, so...

TO SEABLUE!

It... is just me coming, isn't it?

Nice try with the names Baro. :\

That was actually a very smooth trip...

Oh yeah, totally forgot about that while I spent all those weeks trapped in the dark abyss... :|

We'll probably never meet again.

Go ahead, you creepy-

-child?

The ol' switcheroo. ;)

:rambo:

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Did you seriously just say... "Xtreme"?

Well... whatever floats your boat.

'snot bad, I guess.

I'll save you, little girl!

Anyone know what any of those things are? :\

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I-I'm not that far away, lady.

I think that that is a Water-type...

Definitely a Water-type.

:rambo: But Roco doesn't recognize weaknesses.

Ah... Splash, truly the king of Attacks.

Actually it only has one.

You have... very manish legs, Nurse Joy...

:paranoid: They've crossed the ocean... :paranoid:

I... dunno.

Another testament to the fact that Roco doesn't recognize types.

But Semilleto does.

and...

:rambo:

...Sorry?

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:laugh:

Huh!?

Well... that's nice?

!?

You are laying awfully close to the ground...

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:rambo:

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That's a tad odd...

Nah... I'm good.

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

So we're just going to pretend that you just didn't talk about your dangly parts to a random passerby?

That makes up for that last conversation a little.

I dunno... you seem more like a drunk to me...

An admirable goal.

Why not?

You mean the drunk at the entrance? If so, yeah I met him.

Drunks are prone to doing such things.

This battle was so quick I didn't even bother to take any screens...

I wouldn't if I were you, you need to save all of the brain cells that you can...

Oh, alright! I'll just be on my-

*sigh*

Welp... that thing is just horrifying.

:rambo:

As you were.

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You are quite the burly fellow.

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

We have to get the police involved now, ma'am, before the Buccaneer Rapist strikes again!

This is no time for a battle, the women of Seablue are in danger!

Aww... he look so depressed.

I'm not the one trying to rape you, lady!

But... he threatened to rape you!?

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I just don't understand this region...

It was incredibly ea-

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Those... were NEW SHOES!

I want you to buy be a new pair of shoes!

You run a horrible business here, y'know?

You would think that they would build a bridge here...

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DAMNIT!

You can have it, for a price...

You Russian business-mechanics... always mistaking your philanthropic efforts as evil plots.

Jerk...

'Weird' doesn't even begin to cover it...

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To hell with it, I'm not talking to them.

[SARCASM]This can't possibly be important, plot-wise...[/SARCASM]

Not at all, sir... Not at all.

Your making that name up aren't you? :laugh:

Well that's good to know. But, seriously, you were making that name up, right?

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Holy hell... he wasn't making it up.

Hey there, I was wondering-

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(Note to self: Never get on a craft built by Mich Dick.)

I've been here for five minutes while you rambled... :|

Sadly, I've gotten used to this... *sigh*

Yeah, let me just leave it with you so that-

Damn...

This might just come back to bite me in the ass.


INTO THE CITY!

Well you could always guard the shipments better?

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Oh... not really that shifty, really...

Nice?

Yep. Smugglers tend to do that.

Well that's stupid of them.

Not until you learn to say 'please' properly.

Yeah... you might want to stop wearing those purple hats of yours.

A plane ticket!?

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I'll be back.

Your secret is safe with me, Nurse Joy...

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My Pokemon fear me, is that the same?

Must be a dreadfully boring job.

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Not my kind of club.

Wouldn't a yearly visit make more sense, in that case?

Might as well.

MUSEUM!

Damn...

I guess...

:shocked:

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I am confused.

That is odd...

Ah... no Russians up here.

I'm here to-

JOSE!!!

*sigh* Here comes trouble...

It doesn't even FREAKING WORK!

Is that meant as an insult? I don't get it, if so...

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Still with the Plug-Oinks?

:rambo:

Meanie... :'(

Yeah! Shut up, Professor Rape!

I think you'd be surprised...

Bang.

Another bang.

:D

I heard that they shock those who displease them...

How far away is that? I might just come with you...

*sigh*

Not even me?

I'm surprisingly awesome. :badsmile:

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Really, Baro? REALLY!?

Here, you can have-

You misunderstand me...

That I do have.

Well I've done pretty well so far...

Well the only Electric-types I've seen were all pretty damn horrible.

Why the unnecessary exclamation point?

:|

Doesn't Sunny Day power up Fire-types?

She didn't answer me...

I'd call it more disturbing than tense.

Yes I did.

Sure...

If Mich Dick has any part in it's building, then no thank you sir. How about a nice cookie, instead?

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*sigh* No cookie today.
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Well, that's the end of UPDATE 14 everyone, I hope you enjoyed the read. :P

 

[Mr.Silver]

Is it taking a s**t!?

You make no sense joy.....

So they sell alcholic beverages to kids?......ok.......

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "hip" !!!

ITS TO DEPRESSED! KILL IT!

ANYONE notice that an UNHOLYbear is in the corner.*shudder*

 

[Yuoaman]

"Hip" was supposed to be a hiccup, making him the stereotypical drunkard... :\

And yes I was aware of the Babos... *shudder*

 

[Atomic Reactor]

Ah... Splash, truly the king of Attacks.

Speaking of that!

Watch this!
This is probably the best move ever!
https://uploads.ungrounded.net/377000/377178_pokemon.swf

 

[Pokepal17]

0_0

If I didn't know better, I'd say Baro put on some weight and went to the beach. >_<

 

[Mr.Silver]

Speaking of that!

Watch this!
This is probably the best move ever!
https://uploads.ungrounded.net/377000/377178_pokemon.swf

SPLASH ATTACK!
Go ditto!Ahh F*ck
Thats so classic.

But i fear that ALL regions will become a slave to B-B-Bar......*shudder*........Baro..*twitch*

 

[Yuoaman]

Haha.

There's also a new Abomination in the LP Group, for you guys to name. :P

 

[Blaziquaza]

You make this hack awesome.

...I think that looks like the head of a bottlenose dolphin.

 

[Yuoaman]

You make this hack awesome.

Thanks man. It's really great to hear compliments about what I do. :D

 

[Yuoaman]

Is this an update?

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Yes... yes it is.

UPDATE 15

Spoiler:

Well...

I guess I'd better go and find that TM so I can buy my plane tickets from the smugglers.

OH GOD IT'S BARO! :shocked:

It is most definitely not, sir... most definitely not...

Wait for me, obvious smuggler...

"Seablue LK"?

Oh... Seablue Lake... Still a sucky name, though. :disappoin

Interesting building...

Sounds fun! :D

You sick pervert... :surprised:

I wear a size twelve?

Jerk...

Is that lizard smoking a pipe?

So she's just a normal lizard...?

Aviani gets one Professorship at the Rape Academy, where Prof. Rapante studied.

:(

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Yes?

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He won't enjoy it...

Haven't we moved past Severs at this point?

Not that far, apparently...

Oh Opail... you drug dealer...

Good for you, I guess. :\

Hey Plug-Oink, I guess I'll go ahead and catch-

DAMNIT YAHTZEE!

:laugh: Double Team is so silly :laugh:

Well that sure is convenient. :)

:rambo:

Well could you at least cure TEH-PRO... you did paralyze him...

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Oh JOY... another pun.

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...I'm disgusted with myself... :disappoin

YAY! Stuff!

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This can only mean one thing... TIME TO DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!

:D

:D

:D

:D

Strange place to build a house... :\

:paranoid:OH GOD! Baro is hiding in the shadows again!:paranoid:

:|

:|

Oh god, he's disguised as a table! :paranoid:

Oh! He's just under the table.

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Still creepy as hell.

Is that an official title? Or did you make it up yourself?

Welp...

I have?

Sooooo?

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He... he just floated up into the ceiling...

:paranoid:

Might as well...

This has to be breaking some zoning laws...

Damn you tricksters and your strange tiles...

Die tree! DIE!

Oh god! Javier has trapped children in his basement!

This is no time to battle! We have to find that password and get the hell out of here! :shocked:

Thank god they can't breed...

:rambo:

Oh look it's the dirty rotten LIAR.

No she did not.

That's a good plan.

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B***.

Turns out I didn't need you!

Disappointing... :(

Not a very good one.

I have to agree with you on that one.

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Seriously... I dunno.

You can walk out with me, I suppose?

Of course not before we battle...

That's one thing that UNHOLYbear can do well... kick ass...

:rambo:

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That's too bad kid.

A SPELL!

I see through your disguise now, BARO!

Must be a door opening spell...

I cut down the trees...

"Ejeje"?

Free stuff is the best kind of stuff. :D

How do you know that I'll come?

Again with the floating up to ceiling crap... :paranoid:

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Ahh... back outside...

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Next time we'll see the rest of Seablue Lake!

 

[amoliski]

Haha, he hides under tables and has little girls in his basement. Awesome, as always!

 

[Mr.Silver]

I have no comments for this update.......that might be because of the shock that babos are THIS FAR across the ocean.....

 

[sab]

I have no comments for this update.......that might be because of the shock that babos are THIS FAR across the ocean.....

babos could have just gone over land like so. That means that if they can't swim the islands are safe.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

babos could have just gone over land like so. That means that if they can't swim the islands are safe.

Don't doubt the Babos. Never doubt the Babos.

 

[Yuoaman]

I'll doubt the Babos if I feel like doubting the Babos!

And, I'll be posting another update within the next few hours. :)