Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Yuoaman]

I just realized that Corna's box system should be called the Aboxinator.

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I think Corna's starting to get to me... D:

Try living in it as long as I have...

 

[Yuoaman]

Sorry I didn't post this here yesterday, I've been filled with the exhaustion.

Oh man, I got this one cranked out pretty quickly now didn't I?

UPDATE 47

Spoiler:

So I wonder what this thing is? This structure can't be natura-

OH GOD THE SAND IS IN MY EYES.

My pupils are sore.

I must be seeing things, there's no way there's a submarine down here...

Wow, machines with a vague purpose... we're definitely in some sort of lab. But what kind of lab would be built in the middle of the ocea-

Baro.

You can tell the lab is evil because of the tiles that don't make sense are here... which just adds credence to my theory. :(

It's also full of disappointment.

Oh god no... Baro can shapeshift.

Oh ****! Where's a cardboard box when you need it!?

Please don't hurt me, Baro.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO FIND IT, I'M SORRY, I'LL NEVER COME BACK IF YOU LET ME GO!

Well you know where it is too, dumbas-

I MEAN YES. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS.

NOBODY SENT ME BA-

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Wait... "en garde"? That's... French! You aren't Baro at all!

There are only two people in all of Corna that can hurt me, Frenchie.

If my sanity is discounted, obviously.

Whatever he want it's bound to be better than dealing with Band Ambar.

...why use these tiles if you're going to place them in such a linear way?

Yet more vague machines. :\

Hey! I had the courtesy to learn your name, Frenchie.

A party favour?

There you go, I guess I'll just be leav-

Then why am I still alive?

I can't be explained with mere words, Frenchie, but it might bring me some small amusement watching you make an attempt.

Wow, you seriously suck at this don't you? That has nothing to do with me at all.

And you should be proud of yourself for finding an egg, now if you could kindly show me the way out...?

Tough luck, Frenchie. Now back to my question concerning the exit...

To the future? The only way I'd agree to that is if you knew for certain that Baro would be dead by then.

Probably not.

Who says this exactly? And what does it have to do with my trip into the future?

Oh. :(

...if it seems to be empty it probably is.

Like that brain of yours, Frenchie.

Can I get the vague shape underwater that may or may not have just been sand in my eyes?

I'd prefer the former.

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And I promise I won't screw you over.

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;)

Damn, no jewel in here, I guess I'll go see if that dumbass just missed it...

That freaking happened.

And through the magic of me remembering where it is, here we are.

Wait... didn't I already take this...? And didn't Frenchie say this place was empty...?

Time paradox?

Apparently the ancient Cornians could control the sun using technology that wouldn't exist for thousands of years.

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"Oh I can tell this is going to be fun," he lied.

Looks like I get to translate a dead language using only my own brain... and Google.

Hell mushrooms will be
taken to the forest

**** I've already done... well that's just fine and dandy I suppose... :\

Karendi is the one who can
give love to people

But what if I don't want it's love?

Karendi nest
Bring Dragon Egg
Access puzzle chamber

There were... dragonish things in the Mana Nest right? I'll just poke around for a while.

Damn, I'm fast.

...it's just some junk I found in the ocean 'artist'...

I don't even know how you could have the ability to do so but sure, why not?

Errr... :\

TEH-PRO can now poison your ass, damn straight.

An equal trade for no one. :badsmile:

...are you related to Jar Jar Binks? What the hell is with that 'sa' just sitting there like he's grammatically correct and ****?

So many memories. :'(

SPEAK LIKE A PERSON.

...is looking right at us as you talk about him?

I can imagine. It must be a lot like being fooled by a five year old...

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...a five year old blade of grass. :badsmile:

...natural stupidity?

Team Ambar is made up of former Catholic priests...?

So the obvious the topic after him being molested as a child is a ****ing bone. Obviously.

...you have worse things to be depressed about, old man.

Maybe? I don't know, why would I keep track of my liberated loot?

Are you sure it isn't a chicken bone? Others have made that mistake in the past.

Should I care what you give me? It's a damn bone.

Why not?

And not a minute ago we were talking about childhood molestation...

Yeah... sure... :\

I guess I should... err... see what he gave me then?

Not my kind of move, obviously.

Oh look, there's Imakuni again - doing his thing... whatever that is exactly.

Alright the egg I'm looking for is probably somewhere I haven't been before, like...

****.

The one thing my Pokemon can't do yet is climb waterfalls, though I'm sure I'll gain that ability somewhere down the line.

I'm psychic or something.

Alright, I guess there's one thing I can do now.

Hey Professor Monkfish.

You have to be more specific, I have a lot of stolen goods on my person...

I... guess so?

You could try eBay next time.

The Iron Age rocked the Stone Age's socks off.

Yeah... thankies, Professor Monkfish.

Hmm... there was something I was supposed to do, but I can't seem to remember right no-

Hmmm...

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[Mirby]

Tag error at end. It starts with [/img].

Still a good one though.

 

[Yuoaman]

Tag error at end. It starts with [/img].

Still a good one though.

Oh man. I forgot that I edited that in the LPR post but not in the original text file. FIXING AWAY!

 

[Ivysaur]

Hey, no need to hurry up, if after several months Band Ambar still haven't managed to inflate the sun, a couple of sidequests more or less won't change anything XD

 

[Yuoaman]

Hey, no need to hurry up, if after several months Band Ambar still haven't managed to inflate the sun, a couple of sidequests more or less won't change anything XD

You think they might have just thought up some easier way of increasing the sun light like a giant magnifying glass or something after being repeatedly foiled by a teenager.

 

[Nurse Barbra]

You think they might have just thought up some easier way of increasing the sun light like a giant magnifying glass or something after being repeatedly foiled by a teenager.

Well they ARE cornians and they ARE sort of mentally braindead.....
in other news.....
SHINY PROFESSOR MONKFISH~!

 

[Candy]

HOLY CRAP NOBODY TOLD ME THIS PLACE IS BACK TO BUSINESS 8O

And Corna's still weird as ever... Wait a minute, your stolen starter is female. More of the good reasons to put it in the Aboxinator.

And more Saphiregon stuff:

Spoiler:

IT'S STILL FLOATING :O

 

[Yuoaman]

Oh man guys, I'm playing Quartz now (well not right at this moment, because I'm typing this), I should probably have an update up on the LPR tomorrow and then on here the next day or Monday. :D

 

[Mirby]

Sweet! I can't wait for you to defeat Team Ambar... WITH LOGIC!

Since that's the one thing that the entirety of Corna seems to lack...

 

[Yuoaman]

One teaser: a team member evolved... it was ridiculous.

 

[*Minun*]

Alright! A new update. With ridiculous.

No who hasn't evolved yet... Meh. I could probably figure it out but I can't be bothered.

 

[Yuoaman]

The update will have approximately 170 images, so it's going to be a busy day putting it together tomorrow, but at least I got a ton of that thing that some call 'plot' out of the way.

 

[*Minun*]

The update will have approximately 170 images, so it's going to be a busy day putting it together tomorrow, but at least I got a ton of that thing that some call 'plot' out of the way.

WHOA. 170. That's gonna be a big one.

Also, what is this 'plot' you speak of. Why, I don't recall anything of the sort in this LP so far.

 

[Ivysaur]

WHOA. 170. That's gonna be a big one.

Also, what is this 'plot' you speak of. Why, I don't recall anything of the sort in this LP so far.

Some crazy Russian bussinessmechanics were trying to inflate the sun for some evil reason that may or may not make any sense, don't you remember? They even stole a submarine so they could get closer to the Sun!

 

[Mirby]

Sweet! I can't wait for you to defeat Team Ambar... WITH LOGIC!

Since that's the one thing that the entirety of Corna seems to lack...

Please see above quote for emphasis.

 

[Sage Harpuia]

The update will have approximately 170 images, so it's going to be a busy day putting it together tomorrow, but at least I got a ton of that thing that some call 'plot' out of the way.

170 images?! Where are my supplies of anti-cornian antidote? I NEED THEEEEEM!!!!

Some crazy Russian bussinessmechanics were trying to inflate the sun for some evil reason that may or may not make any sense, don't you remember? They even stole a submarine so they could get closer to the Sun!

And do you call that a plot?...Oh, yes, you're right:shocked:. It just doesn't have any sense. Or logic. Or anything remotely similiar.

 

[Teh Baro]

One hundred seventy pictures.
God, I'm going to love this.

 

[Yuoaman]

Apparently I miscounted, there are only 169 images in the update, but it's still a fairly large number. In any case, I've started work on writing the update and hope to have it up in 3 hours or so.

 

[Lockmaster24]

Oh god poor

Spoiler:

Brrrd

it's evolution is horrible to it. :(

It deserves more than that.

Now quick leave with the cane of order so nobody can save CORNA.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA