PokéParty Time! [Throw things like crazy at the next poster!]

[Hikamaru]

I don't know how I'll use this... I could go beating up criminals nonstop!

*throws Marill at next poster*

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Ugh, I hate Marill.

(I'm gonna take a short break from throwing people)

*throws Ash's dirty laundry at you*

 

[Meadow]

Now's a good time to open that window... xD

In goes—oops, wrong thread! *throws a Voltorb at the next person* Poké Ball, GO!

 

[TheCobaltComet]

Agh, nono NO! *Catches it and throws it back* Bad sentient sphere of metal!


*Throws a hungry Serperior at the next poster* Dinner, my pet.

 

[Return]

No! It all eat my dinner and make my house filled with wild grasses!

*Throws a Jigglypuff at the next person* Sing Cutie!

 

[Guardian]

*snores*

*throws the Musharna in dreams*

 

[Return]

Umm,That makes me feel drowsy!

*throws a Muk at the next one*

 

[Lycanthropy]

Well, Muk you!

*throws a PokéGear*

 

[Tsutarja]

Joey, stop calling me!

*throws a Pokéblock*

 

[Meadow]

Ooh, is that food? ...Ew! Tastes like cow manure! I guess these are optimized for a Pokémon's taste buds, eh?

*throws a poisoned Pecha Berry at the next person* - see the irony there?

 

[Squirrel]

Mmm tasty, and I suddenly feel a lot more beautiful! /poses

*throws the entire Pokémon League*

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

No!!! My team isn't ready yet!!!

Back to throwing people!

*throws gym leader Norman*

 

[Meadow]

Waaaait! He has a Slaking on hand! Mercyyyy!

I'll throw this Dying Will Flareon at the next person! Don't get burned! :D

Mmm tasty, and I suddenly feel a lot more beautiful! /poses

Err... hold on. Did I perhaps ninja-edit you? (LOL) Because you should be falling on the floor choking right now. XD

(I seriously had no clue you were about to post here, so I changed it from a Poffin to a poisoned Pecha Berry at the last second LMAO.)

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Cute! But HOTTTTT!!! Ow!

Now I will throw Max (May's little brother)

 

[LucarioFan3]

I'm not interested in kids. Or guys. So Max is useless to me.
*throws over 9000 Charizards at the next poster*

 

[Tsutarja]

No need to poison the passerby ;-;

*throws a Bicycle Voucher*

 

[Guardian]

*Professor Oak jumps in and steals it*

Fine I won't ride it indoors you old man!

*throws a Potion in desperation*

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

*gets crushed to death*
Take this!

*Throws Gary Oak*

 

[Meadow]

Ow, his spiky hair is more dangerous than it looks! =c

Can you survive getting hit by this? *throws a Macho Brace at the next person*

 

[I AM VEGEMITE]

OH GOD! THIS IS NOT VEGEMITE.

THAT BEING SAID, I WILL TOSS THIS JAR OF VEGEMITE BEFORE IT GETS HURT BY THESE TWENTY BROCKS. SOMEONE SAVE IT.