PokéStory Time - Just add five words!

[Lycanthropy]

Jim was a very cheerful Zekrom who enjoyed destroying the sandcastles that Dwebble had already destroyed. It was very therapeutic and a great stress reliever, but they both felt that they were getting bored and guilty for destroying the other's hopes and dreams, so they started to rebuild the sandcastles, using buckets made of sand, which made it difficult, impossible nearly as it was tough to use. Frustrated, Zekrom started dancing uncontrollably, which caused the end of the world, or at least for the time being. In this universe there was a small group of French-speaking Whimsicotts who'd just finished their lunch breaks. The ground beneath them quaked so they floated up to the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, where they met a few walking lollipops owned by a Officer of the Royal Armored Rapidash Knights. Their mission was to capture the Pirate King, an evil Chatot aiming for the destruction of friendship and destruction of all mountains. This led to a random Jigglypuff being ordained as Archbishop of glaciers in grassy areas. The grass soon froze over and the poor Jigglypuff was blamed. He was hence banished from the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, and was never to be allowed to dance uncontrollably again. He left the country because he had better things to do like invent a cure for PokeAIDS. On his journey he became bitter about being exiled. He started to sing, drowsing all the Pokémon around him. He used his marker pen to draw comical moustaches in his notebook, hoping that one of them looked nice combined with his top hat and cane so he could take a selfie and post it to PokéCommunity's exclusive Pokémon subforum where he was immediately banned for posting inappropriate material. Disappointed, Jigglypuff walked towards the local pub and drank everything in sight, including the bathroom. Afterwards Jigglypuff found out he was broke, he was enraged. He threw a temper tantrum and ran straight into a wall. CRASH! Bumping into the wall made a portal to Eastern China where nobody ever dared to go...

 

[Meadow]

Jim was a very cheerful Zekrom who enjoyed destroying the sandcastles that Dwebble had already destroyed. It was very therapeutic and a great stress reliever, but they both felt that they were getting bored and guilty for destroying the other's hopes and dreams, so they started to rebuild the sandcastles, using buckets made of sand, which made it difficult, impossible nearly as it was tough to use. Frustrated, Zekrom started dancing uncontrollably, which caused the end of the world, or at least for the time being. In this universe there was a small group of French-speaking Whimsicotts who'd just finished their lunch breaks. The ground beneath them quaked so they floated up to the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, where they met a few walking lollipops owned by a Officer of the Royal Armored Rapidash Knights. Their mission was to capture the Pirate King, an evil Chatot aiming for the destruction of friendship and destruction of all mountains. This led to a random Jigglypuff being ordained as Archbishop of glaciers in grassy areas. The grass soon froze over and the poor Jigglypuff was blamed. He was hence banished from the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, and was never to be allowed to dance uncontrollably again. He left the country because he had better things to do like invent a cure for PokeAIDS. On his journey he became bitter about being exiled. He started to sing, drowsing all the Pokémon around him. He used his marker pen to draw comical moustaches in his notebook, hoping that one of them looked nice combined with his top hat and cane so he could take a selfie and post it to PokéCommunity's exclusive Pokémon subforum where he was immediately banned for posting inappropriate material. Disappointed, Jigglypuff walked towards the local pub and drank everything in sight, including the bathroom. Afterwards Jigglypuff found out he was broke. He was enraged! He threw a temper tantrum and ran straight into a wall. CRASH! Bumping into the wall made a portal to Eastern China where nobody ever dared to go, but of course he went...

 

[Aslan]

Jim was a very cheerful Zekrom who enjoyed destroying the sandcastles that Dwebble had already destroyed. It was very therapeutic and a great stress reliever, but they both felt that they were getting bored and guilty for destroying the other's hopes and dreams, so they started to rebuild the sandcastles, using buckets made of sand, which made it difficult, impossible nearly as it was tough to use. Frustrated, Zekrom started dancing uncontrollably, which caused the end of the world, or at least for the time being. In this universe there was a small group of French-speaking Whimsicotts who'd just finished their lunch breaks. The ground beneath them quaked so they floated up to the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, where they met a few walking lollipops owned by a Officer of the Royal Armored Rapidash Knights. Their mission was to capture the Pirate King, an evil Chatot aiming for the destruction of friendship and destruction of all mountains. This led to a random Jigglypuff being ordained as Archbishop of glaciers in grassy areas. The grass soon froze over and the poor Jigglypuff was blamed. He was hence banished from the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, and was never to be allowed to dance uncontrollably again. He left the country because he had better things to do like invent a cure for PokeAIDS. On his journey he became bitter about being exiled. He started to sing, drowsing all the Pokémon around him. He used his marker pen to draw comical moustaches in his notebook, hoping that one of them looked nice combined with his top hat and cane so he could take a selfie and post it to PokéCommunity's exclusive Pokémon subforum where he was immediately banned for posting inappropriate material. Disappointed, Jigglypuff walked towards the local pub and drank everything in sight, including the bathroom. Afterwards Jigglypuff found out he was broke. He was enraged! He threw a temper tantrum and ran straight into a wall. CRASH! Bumping into the wall made a portal to Eastern China where nobody ever dared to go, but of course he went anyway. He was ran over...

Not sure how this story went from sandcastles to dancing Zekroms to french speaking Whimsicotts and Jigglypuff and China. Story could eithr end abrutly here or keep developing as Jigglypuff ventures China. Will he die from being run over or will he live to eat Chinese cuisune?

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

Jim was a very cheerful Zekrom who enjoyed destroying the sandcastles that Dwebble had already destroyed. It was very therapeutic and a great stress reliever, but they both felt that they were getting bored and guilty for destroying the other's hopes and dreams, so they started to rebuild the sandcastles, using buckets made of sand, which made it difficult, impossible nearly as it was tough to use. Frustrated, Zekrom started dancing uncontrollably, which caused the end of the world, or at least for the time being. In this universe there was a small group of French-speaking Whimsicotts who'd just finished their lunch breaks. The ground beneath them quaked so they floated up to the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, where they met a few walking lollipops owned by a Officer of the Royal Armored Rapidash Knights. Their mission was to capture the Pirate King, an evil Chatot aiming for the destruction of friendship and destruction of all mountains. This led to a random Jigglypuff being ordained as Archbishop of glaciers in grassy areas. The grass soon froze over and the poor Jigglypuff was blamed. He was hence banished from the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, and was never to be allowed to dance uncontrollably again. He left the country because he had better things to do like invent a cure for PokeAIDS. On his journey he became bitter about being exiled. He started to sing, drowsing all the Pokémon around him. He used his marker pen to draw comical moustaches in his notebook, hoping that one of them looked nice combined with his top hat and cane so he could take a selfie and post it to PokéCommunity's exclusive Pokémon subforum where he was immediately banned for posting inappropriate material. Disappointed, Jigglypuff walked towards the local pub and drank everything in sight, including the bathroom. Afterwards Jigglypuff found out he was broke. He was enraged! He threw a temper tantrum and ran straight into a wall. CRASH! Bumping into the wall made a portal to Eastern China where nobody ever dared to go, but of course he went anyway. He was ran over by a Royal Armered Rapadash...

 

[Aslan]

Jim was a very cheerful Zekrom who enjoyed destroying the sandcastles that Dwebble had already destroyed. It was very therapeutic and a great stress reliever, but they both felt that they were getting bored and guilty for destroying the other's hopes and dreams, so they started to rebuild the sandcastles, using buckets made of sand, which made it difficult, impossible nearly as it was tough to use. Frustrated, Zekrom started dancing uncontrollably, which caused the end of the world, or at least for the time being. In this universe there was a small group of French-speaking Whimsicotts who'd just finished their lunch breaks. The ground beneath them quaked so they floated up to the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, where they met a few walking lollipops owned by a Officer of the Royal Armored Rapidash Knights. Their mission was to capture the Pirate King, an evil Chatot aiming for the destruction of friendship and destruction of all mountains. This led to a random Jigglypuff being ordained as Archbishop of glaciers in grassy areas. The grass soon froze over and the poor Jigglypuff was blamed. He was hence banished from the Royal Candy Land Kingdom, and was never to be allowed to dance uncontrollably again. He left the country because he had better things to do like invent a cure for PokeAIDS. On his journey he became bitter about being exiled. He started to sing, drowsing all the Pokémon around him. He used his marker pen to draw comical moustaches in his notebook, hoping that one of them looked nice combined with his top hat and cane so he could take a selfie and post it to PokéCommunity's exclusive Pokémon subforum where he was immediately banned for posting inappropriate material. Disappointed, Jigglypuff walked towards the local pub and drank everything in sight, including the bathroom. Afterwards Jigglypuff found out he was broke. He was enraged! He threw a temper tantrum and ran straight into a wall. CRASH! Bumping into the wall made a portal to Eastern China where nobody ever dared to go, but of course he went anyway. He was ran over by a Royal Armered Rapidash and squashed flat. Goodbye Jigglypuff!

... and the end!

Sorry guys, story felt like it was gonna drag on if we kept going! Here's to a new story though. :]

 

[Squirrel]

New story time! This one shall be called... "Don't you think it's Oddish?", the story of a lost Oddish that thinks he's a Bellsprout - how odd :D

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection...

 

[Meadow]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera...

Don't blame him. It is selfie season, after all.

 

[Squirrel]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin...

 

[Meadow]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies...

 

[Aslan]

We really want Oliver to take selfies don't we? :p

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway.He didn't notice a rogue magikarp splashing toward him...

 

[Winter]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" It...

 

[Meadow]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday..."

 

[Lycanthropy]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish...

 

[Aslan]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As...

 

[Cemen]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask...

 

[Squirrel]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, Oh just why...

 

[Meadow]

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life..."