Ace Trainer 188
Sea what I did there?
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Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two Sandshrew hostages in the fridge to extend their expiration date. The hostages attempted escape by slippin' and slidin' down a collapsed door covered in sugar-free sweets. It failed badly after they were caught by their mom, who was a really mean Zoroark who always posted dank memes on PC. The Sandshrew hostages panicked, as a Charizard, a Porygon, and Serperior went into the woods. They overheard a secret conversation between a Trevanant and a Snivy that somehow decided they would help Zigzagoon and Sandshrew defeat the Elite Four by saving them from Carnivine's clutches, recruiting an Ice Fang Feraligatr in the process. The group needed to get stronger, so they headed towards a lair of scary, battle ready Audino who held poisoned ice cream cones. Sandshrew used Sand-Attack and pointed out that HIS ice cream melted, and killed everyone, causing Carnivine to gain control of Feraligatr, turning him into a slave. Seizing control over the entire world, Carnivine finally decided to retire and move to Japan, for the sole purpose of Feraligatr making ice cream that killed him. Now Sandshrew eventually gets killed by that Carnivine stealing the ice machine, but manages to survive temporarily by convincing the Carnivine to give him a Full Heal. But it failed, Sandshrew died down so it can heal Zigzagoon in his final seconds which turned into years because Zigzagoon stabbed him with a leaf which wasnt very effective but killed Sandshrew anyway, as it's weak to grass. Lonely Sandshrew was actually Ditto, while everybody started dancing uncontrollably, causing the real Sandshrew's official death. Zekrom saw this and figured he needed a disco ball for teaching Kabutops how to dance. As a slow student, he learnt to dance over the YouTube tutorials made by Zekrom, Meloetta and some mushrooms, which made his feet move uncontrollably! After tons and tons of rare candies, Meloetta had started a heist, and everyone exploded.
Are we going to end this current story? It's kinda long...
Are we going to end this current story? It's kinda long...