Cynic Kaka
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- Seen Feb 14, 2016
Well, I got the idea from the person who posted this:
Bidoof, Bibarel (they look clueless)
Glameow, Purugly (I just hear the "ugly")
Combee (a tiny Magneton-ish insect)
Bonsly (looks like a pile o' poop with a face and seeds on its head)
Burmy, Wormadam (dust bunnies with eyes?)
Kriketot (Volbeat wannabe, totally unnecessary)
Rotom (the ghost of an electrocuted raindrop?)
Abomasnow (evil living christmas tree?)
Bastiodon (It's just.... wrong.)
Hippopotas, Hippowdon (See "Bastiodon")
Bronzong (Wtf is that?)
Croagunk, Toxicroak (Isn't it obvious?)
Regigigas (they kinda overdid it... The original Regis looked awesome.)
Froslass (looks like a drooling fool. Please pardon my French.)
Probopass (street cleaner?)
Lickylicky (it looks like it ATE a Lickitung rather than evolved from it.)
Infernape (reminds me of that other flaming monkey from that anime, except worse.)
Metapod (looks like it's high)
Arceus (mocking God...*******s.)
Mesprit (looks emo)
Rotom Wash Form (too dry)
Rotom Cut Form (doens't cut it with my standards.)
Rotom Heat Form ( It's a little wet behind the ears)
Rotom Frost Form (Looking at this thing burns me up)
Rotom Spin Form (WTF?!)
Ambipom (Reminds me of Micheal Jackson somewhat. I mean..look at that nose thing..)
Lickilicky (Lickitung was ok, but Lickilicky...O_O The name sounds sexually...*whatever*.
Glalie (A cute Snow Hat Gremilin that can sit on your head evolves into...THIS?!)
Luvdisc (I first saw it in a Guide book, and thought it was an ostritch, and it turns out to just be a head shaped like a butt/heart.)
Vance's:
Lucario- Okay, first of all, when did this guy all of a sudden become the avatar/sig of EVERYONE I see lately? His design sucks, and he's ridiculously predictable. Horribly overrated; please get off this guy's fanbase train.
Bidoof- God only knows how much I hate this unfunny, wannabe-Mudkipz piece of trash. It's utterly irritating, and honestly, it sucks ingame.
Mudkip- IS NOT A FUNNY MEME, STOP IT.
Infernape- I just really dislike this guy. In early DP, he was overused to the point that every team was "Mixape weak" A lot of people new to competative battling (including myself, sadly) proclaimed every team was Ape weak even if the team had a Starmie, Tenta, Swampert, and Vaporeon on it. It's also ugly, too.
Electivire- Oh boy! Where do I start? First of all, people, this guy sucks. It's fugly, it's overrated as hell in competative battling, and just because it gets +1 Speed DOES NOT MEAN IT CAN SWEEP A TEAM. Jesus, I mean, at least use the mixed sweeper set, it can at least hurt things like Bronzong and Forry. Still, Cress walls the hell out of you, which is sad.
Salamence- Actually, I don't really hate this guy, just think that people overhype him lot (I know I did when I heard he gets Outrage) I think he just isn't good anymore, and Outrage isn't going to change that. Though, it's probably just me being biased.
Rhyperior- People, this guy SUCKS. Don't use him as a sweeper unless it's in TR or you're just REALLY trying to make him work (I did once, well...I TRIED, but I failed) 4x weak to water & grass plus having craptastic SpD and being slow as a molassas = horrible OU Poke.
Bastiodon- Know what? I won't insult Basti. He gets enough hate already.
Deoxys-e- It's not a dedicated sweeper, stop using choice items on it. Thanks.
Togekiss- This thing is completely EVIL. I love it, but I hate facing it, more than anything.
Skymin- Uber this thing, it annoys me with it's 80% SpD drop and 60% chance to flinch.
Weavile- It sucks as a sweeper, has weak ass STABs, can't OHKO Blissey w/ +2 Brick Break, and is also ugly and overrated. Overall, one of the most crappy Pokes made.
Pikachu- Die ugly rat, just die.
Mew- YOOM-TAH shares my thoughts. Ugly aborted fetus.\
-Alakazam. Seriously, in RBY, it was what made the world go round. Nothing could effectively kill it, as Bug was the only strong attacking type against it the best Bug could muster was Leech Life IIRC. In the future generations, every guide I've consulted was all "GET ALAKAZAM, IT'S EFFING GOOD." So, in GSC, I didn't catch a Psychic-Type; in RSE, I caught Medicham; in FRLG, I caught Hypno; and in DP, I never needed a Psychic-Type, really...:S
-Mew. It is seriously so adored by so many people, and I can't understand why. Sure, it's potential is MASSIVE, but I honestly think it's overplayed, and anything as horribly mainstream as Mew is hated by people like me.
-Mewtwo. Most of this came from Super Smash Bros., where, when Lucario was announced as a character, a lot of people went "BAWW MEWTWO CLONE BAWW BAWW MOTHERF#$%ING BAAAAWWWWW". B#$%, please, Mewtwo SUCKED. Lucario was more badass, more useful, and is a welcome addition to Brawl if you're not one of the 2839172389731289 tierwhores who mains Ike.
As far as Mewtwo in the Pokemon games, I dislike using him for the corner GF has put him in where his movepool is walled by Dark-Types, up until 4th gen's introduction of Aura Sphere. Until then, I honeslty hated the thing competitively, and I despise most Psychic-Types in the game anyway.
-Any fire starter. Honestly, Game Freak made the game so easy for any noob by making the fire starters ridiculously useful and the others ridiculously unbadass and seemingly useless. Charizard is too overhyped, Typhlosion is just retarded, Blaziken is JUST FAIL WITH ITS STUPID DISCO PANTS, and Infernape...it's useful for competitive battling but I can't stand its appearance and it's too overused as a starter.
-Pokemon's Holy Trinity of Blissey, Gengar, and Gyarados. YES I SAID IT, FFS, SUE ME.
I dislike anything overplayed, and these three Pokemon are the most overplayed of all. I'd just rather not have to sacrifice three slots on my team for these guys is all, as it takes out the fun that comes in saying "WTF, you run that?"
-Mesprit. Psychic hate...and why the hell can't the useful one run around? >:S
-Farfetch'd. So cool, interesting movepool, but defined what NU is. And hard as hell to obtain, too. >:C
-Garchomp. It literally put the "over" in "overused", which is why it's Uber. Frankly, it should stay there permanently to rot in Ubers, and this is coming from a guy who never even fought one all that much, much less getting 6-0'ed X amount of times in a row by one.
-Heatran. Too overused. (Hiidoran will kill me if I go into detail explaining every reason why this thing just irks me.)
-Lickylicky and Tangrowth. I guess they needed to make SOME of 4th gen's new evo's fugly pieces of utter fail, lol.
-Lucario. Overhyped liek who@, and it doesn't live up to the hype despite what some think, lulz.
-Ludicolo. If you've played your Pokemonz on the Gamecube, you know exactly why.
-Luvdisc. Sorry, I'm not feeling the love. Got a kick out of the Smogon page for it, though. XDXDXD
-Magmortar, for being the fugliest evolution to come out of a REALLY badass Pokemon.
-Miltank, GSC's worst nightmare. If you beat this thing, the rest of the game is easy breezy from that point on.
-Mr. Mime. FEMALE MR. MIME LOL, NUFF SAID.
-Pachirisu, lolpikachuclonemuch?
-Probopass. Nosepass was terrible, and Probopass is just utter fail on all fronts.
-Purugly. It's a fat brick of blue cheese with hair on it. Disgusting Persian hater. >.>
-Rayquaza. TOO OVERHYPED, TOO OVERUSED, TOO OVEREVERYTHING. HATE HATE HATE >:C
-Rotom. Hate the thing.
-All the useless Fire-Types like Rapidash, Torkoal and Macargo who make it so the choice of a good Fire-Type is limited to starters and all the BL crap that gets murdered by anyone with half a brain.
-Unown, purely for anime purposes. It's treated there as a pseudo-legendary but does NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN NOTHING.
-Regigigas, for screwing ITSELF over. >.>
-Venusaur, for being terribly ugly.
Bidoof, Bibarel (they look clueless)
Glameow, Purugly (I just hear the "ugly")
Combee (a tiny Magneton-ish insect)
Bonsly (looks like a pile o' poop with a face and seeds on its head)
Burmy, Wormadam (dust bunnies with eyes?)
Kriketot (Volbeat wannabe, totally unnecessary)
Rotom (the ghost of an electrocuted raindrop?)
Abomasnow (evil living christmas tree?)
Bastiodon (It's just.... wrong.)
Hippopotas, Hippowdon (See "Bastiodon")
Bronzong (Wtf is that?)
Croagunk, Toxicroak (Isn't it obvious?)
Regigigas (they kinda overdid it... The original Regis looked awesome.)
Froslass (looks like a drooling fool. Please pardon my French.)
Probopass (street cleaner?)
Lickylicky (it looks like it ATE a Lickitung rather than evolved from it.)
Infernape (reminds me of that other flaming monkey from that anime, except worse.)
Metapod (looks like it's high)
Arceus (mocking God...*******s.)
Mesprit (looks emo)
Rotom Wash Form (too dry)
Rotom Cut Form (doens't cut it with my standards.)
Rotom Heat Form ( It's a little wet behind the ears)
Rotom Frost Form (Looking at this thing burns me up)
Rotom Spin Form (WTF?!)
Ambipom (Reminds me of Micheal Jackson somewhat. I mean..look at that nose thing..)
Lickilicky (Lickitung was ok, but Lickilicky...O_O The name sounds sexually...*whatever*.
Glalie (A cute Snow Hat Gremilin that can sit on your head evolves into...THIS?!)
Luvdisc (I first saw it in a Guide book, and thought it was an ostritch, and it turns out to just be a head shaped like a butt/heart.)
Vance's:
Lucario- Okay, first of all, when did this guy all of a sudden become the avatar/sig of EVERYONE I see lately? His design sucks, and he's ridiculously predictable. Horribly overrated; please get off this guy's fanbase train.
Bidoof- God only knows how much I hate this unfunny, wannabe-Mudkipz piece of trash. It's utterly irritating, and honestly, it sucks ingame.
Mudkip- IS NOT A FUNNY MEME, STOP IT.
Infernape- I just really dislike this guy. In early DP, he was overused to the point that every team was "Mixape weak" A lot of people new to competative battling (including myself, sadly) proclaimed every team was Ape weak even if the team had a Starmie, Tenta, Swampert, and Vaporeon on it. It's also ugly, too.
Electivire- Oh boy! Where do I start? First of all, people, this guy sucks. It's fugly, it's overrated as hell in competative battling, and just because it gets +1 Speed DOES NOT MEAN IT CAN SWEEP A TEAM. Jesus, I mean, at least use the mixed sweeper set, it can at least hurt things like Bronzong and Forry. Still, Cress walls the hell out of you, which is sad.
Salamence- Actually, I don't really hate this guy, just think that people overhype him lot (I know I did when I heard he gets Outrage) I think he just isn't good anymore, and Outrage isn't going to change that. Though, it's probably just me being biased.
Rhyperior- People, this guy SUCKS. Don't use him as a sweeper unless it's in TR or you're just REALLY trying to make him work (I did once, well...I TRIED, but I failed) 4x weak to water & grass plus having craptastic SpD and being slow as a molassas = horrible OU Poke.
Bastiodon- Know what? I won't insult Basti. He gets enough hate already.
Deoxys-e- It's not a dedicated sweeper, stop using choice items on it. Thanks.
Togekiss- This thing is completely EVIL. I love it, but I hate facing it, more than anything.
Skymin- Uber this thing, it annoys me with it's 80% SpD drop and 60% chance to flinch.
Weavile- It sucks as a sweeper, has weak ass STABs, can't OHKO Blissey w/ +2 Brick Break, and is also ugly and overrated. Overall, one of the most crappy Pokes made.
Pikachu- Die ugly rat, just die.
Mew- YOOM-TAH shares my thoughts. Ugly aborted fetus.\
-Alakazam. Seriously, in RBY, it was what made the world go round. Nothing could effectively kill it, as Bug was the only strong attacking type against it the best Bug could muster was Leech Life IIRC. In the future generations, every guide I've consulted was all "GET ALAKAZAM, IT'S EFFING GOOD." So, in GSC, I didn't catch a Psychic-Type; in RSE, I caught Medicham; in FRLG, I caught Hypno; and in DP, I never needed a Psychic-Type, really...:S
-Mew. It is seriously so adored by so many people, and I can't understand why. Sure, it's potential is MASSIVE, but I honestly think it's overplayed, and anything as horribly mainstream as Mew is hated by people like me.
-Mewtwo. Most of this came from Super Smash Bros., where, when Lucario was announced as a character, a lot of people went "BAWW MEWTWO CLONE BAWW BAWW MOTHERF#$%ING BAAAAWWWWW". B#$%, please, Mewtwo SUCKED. Lucario was more badass, more useful, and is a welcome addition to Brawl if you're not one of the 2839172389731289 tierwhores who mains Ike.
As far as Mewtwo in the Pokemon games, I dislike using him for the corner GF has put him in where his movepool is walled by Dark-Types, up until 4th gen's introduction of Aura Sphere. Until then, I honeslty hated the thing competitively, and I despise most Psychic-Types in the game anyway.
-Any fire starter. Honestly, Game Freak made the game so easy for any noob by making the fire starters ridiculously useful and the others ridiculously unbadass and seemingly useless. Charizard is too overhyped, Typhlosion is just retarded, Blaziken is JUST FAIL WITH ITS STUPID DISCO PANTS, and Infernape...it's useful for competitive battling but I can't stand its appearance and it's too overused as a starter.
-Pokemon's Holy Trinity of Blissey, Gengar, and Gyarados. YES I SAID IT, FFS, SUE ME.
I dislike anything overplayed, and these three Pokemon are the most overplayed of all. I'd just rather not have to sacrifice three slots on my team for these guys is all, as it takes out the fun that comes in saying "WTF, you run that?"
-Mesprit. Psychic hate...and why the hell can't the useful one run around? >:S
-Farfetch'd. So cool, interesting movepool, but defined what NU is. And hard as hell to obtain, too. >:C
-Garchomp. It literally put the "over" in "overused", which is why it's Uber. Frankly, it should stay there permanently to rot in Ubers, and this is coming from a guy who never even fought one all that much, much less getting 6-0'ed X amount of times in a row by one.
-Heatran. Too overused. (Hiidoran will kill me if I go into detail explaining every reason why this thing just irks me.)
-Lickylicky and Tangrowth. I guess they needed to make SOME of 4th gen's new evo's fugly pieces of utter fail, lol.
-Lucario. Overhyped liek who@, and it doesn't live up to the hype despite what some think, lulz.
-Ludicolo. If you've played your Pokemonz on the Gamecube, you know exactly why.
-Luvdisc. Sorry, I'm not feeling the love. Got a kick out of the Smogon page for it, though. XDXDXD
-Magmortar, for being the fugliest evolution to come out of a REALLY badass Pokemon.
-Miltank, GSC's worst nightmare. If you beat this thing, the rest of the game is easy breezy from that point on.
-Mr. Mime. FEMALE MR. MIME LOL, NUFF SAID.
-Pachirisu, lolpikachuclonemuch?
-Probopass. Nosepass was terrible, and Probopass is just utter fail on all fronts.
-Purugly. It's a fat brick of blue cheese with hair on it. Disgusting Persian hater. >.>
-Rayquaza. TOO OVERHYPED, TOO OVERUSED, TOO OVEREVERYTHING. HATE HATE HATE >:C
-Rotom. Hate the thing.
-All the useless Fire-Types like Rapidash, Torkoal and Macargo who make it so the choice of a good Fire-Type is limited to starters and all the BL crap that gets murdered by anyone with half a brain.
-Unown, purely for anime purposes. It's treated there as a pseudo-legendary but does NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN NOTHING.
-Regigigas, for screwing ITSELF over. >.>
-Venusaur, for being terribly ugly.
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