Presents that shouldn't be.

[Her]

Simple. Just post what should not be presents (eg: a human heart).

To start off, a dead dog.

 

[Honest]

Wierd Game, but *shrugs*

How bout a cracked DS?

 

[Alistair]

Speaking of dogs, small "dog piles" are an especially nasty little present.

 

[Eon-Rider]

Yes, this game is odd indeed.

A hug.

 

[Alistair]

Hmmm... Maybe a human skull submerged in a jar of blood (then again, I would very much like that :shocked:).

 

[moments.]

A severed arm in a box with card saying, 'I thought you might need a hand...'

 

[Akio123]

A human foot that was preserved in a jar.

 

[Gunners]

uh gone off biscuits FTW

 

[moments.]

Something you made using your sweat, blood and energy... LITERALLY!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Fruitcakes. Who wants to eat them anyway?

 

[Gerri Shin]

Year old crab cakes left on the beach

 

[moments.]

A cow patty with a card saying, "I broke your old frisbee, so here is a new one!"

 

[Her]

Paris Hiltons foot fungus.

 

[Callandor]

The plant from Little Shop of Horrors

 

[moments.]

A years supply of gum... supplied by the underside of various tables and on subway handrails.

 

[Her]

Guitar Hero 3.

In fact, any Guitar Hero.

 

[moments.]

A card which makes sounds when you open it which cannot be stopped.

 

[Her]

Bon Jovi's underwear.

Oh dear God.

 

[wolf]

Some animal skin...weird, I know... >.>

 

[moments.]

A new set of steak knives... covered with human blood.