Problem Solving: Pokémon Style!

[Roni]

give it to Blissey for a quick diagnosis!

my pants are too loose...

 

[Starlight]

Farfetch'd stew can help with that. It even brought it's own seasoning.

I need a new hat

 

[Roni]

well well well would you look at this mighty fine Hatenna here...

i really wanna get to work rn but i feel so procrastinate-y

 

[Starlight]

Necrozma says GET TO WORK. Sorted? Good :)

I could use some help in the kitchen

 

[Roni]

Delia Ketchum's Mr. Mime might be handy for stuff like that!

i need to go outside to pee but it's really dark and scary...

 

[Starlight]

Here, take Litwick with you, just remember to face it the other way.

My car has broken down...

 

[Roni]

looking for a fast ride? Gogoat's got you while we take your car to the mechanic! that'll be $24.99

i have designer's block right now and don't have any inspiration...

 

[Starlight]

I'll send Smeargle round to give you a hand!

I could really use some ice cubes...

 

[Roni]

Eiscue's got your back! just chip off its face!

my mouse isn't working...

 

[Starlight]

Don't pay it then...

I'll send Porygon round to take a look-see!

I really wanted pizza today but my oven is broken...

 

[Roni]

Nickit can just steal you a box from the local pizzeria!

the spiderman costume i ordered came in 2 sizes too small...

 

[Starlight]

Hold up, I'll get Ursaring to put it on and stretch it a bit for ya.

My windows are filthy...

 

[Roni]

just gon get Poliwag to squirt on it for ya!

we're running out of alcohol for disinfecting...

 

[Starlight]

I'll send Minccino round to clean for you!

If only I could get the lid off this jar...

 

[Roni]

looks like a job for Machoke! *breaks jar*

let's do some Tai Chi with Mienfoo!

 

[Starlight]

No problem here. I'mma join in!

I really wish I could reach that shelf...

 

[Roni]

let's get Sirfetch'd to hack that shelf down a notch til you can!

my phone's really low on battery and i can't find anywhere to charge...

 

[Starlight]

I'll send Plusle and Minun over pronto

How on earth did that cat get stuck in the tree? Heeeelllppp

 

[Roni]

Gmax Meowth is the perfect longboi length to scale that tree!

my pet goldfish is belly up! D:

 

[Starlight]

Here, take this goldeen to replace it :)

May car has a flat tyre...