Question the answer above

[ReKoil]

How did you settle on the names for your children ?

There is no honor in that!

 

[Megan]

Why do you not just take the win?

The shield is better.

 

[Starlight]

I have three options for your protection against missile attack: a nuclear bunker, an anti-missile weapon, or a shield I drew on a two-ply napkin... which would you like?

But... I need help cutting my grass!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Why don't you use a Scyther for that ?

Has someone seen Arceus recently ? I would like to interview him about his pokédex entry.

 

[ReKoil]

Why are you searching high and low with a microphone in hand?

That's not what happened!

 

[Megan]

Didn't you just fight a zombie army dual wielding broomsticks and a plate in your mouth?

I don't know where to go.

 

[Starlight]

Hey uber driver, why are we driving down a set of stairs?

I have nothing to declare.

 

[ReKoil]

Why do you have such much luggage, ma'am?

Someone just opened a can of spam.

 

[StCooler]

Why so many posts in the "last one to post wins" thread?

You shouldn't be afraid.

 

[Megan]

But what if I don't want to jump off a cliff in the middle of the night, during low tide, wearing a monster hide, right next to the slide?

I seriously have to reevaluate this whole situation.

 

[ReKoil]

You do realize that you've volunteered to go through this odd sci-fi like portal that appeared overnight first, right?

There's always time for hugs.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Oh no! A pack of enraged Gyarados is about to use Hyperbeams on us! What do we do!?

We would rather travel on foot.

 

[Starlight]

Do you want the number for that Uber guy that drove me and Megan down the stairs?

Hold my hand while I cry please.

 

[Megan]

Why did you want to watch Titanic again?

The avalanche was caused by a candy bar falling down the mountain.

 

[ReKoil]

Why is the snow around here so tasty?

I asked, but they wouldn't answer.

 

[StCooler]

Where do PC moderators hide their chocolate?

It's a scorpion.

 

[Starlight]

Hey my friend, would you like this free and slightly piquant bar of chocolate?

Just get the horse, and ask no questions!

 

[Megan]

But how are we supposed to get rid of the police?

I like this month.

 

[ReKoil]

Are you happy it's June?

The rats gnawed on that! 😱

 

[StCooler]

Why did the Eiffel Tower collapse?

I've been to Harvard.

It's a scorpion.

Hey my friend, would you like this free and slightly piquant bar of chocolate?

I died XD

Just get the horse, and ask no questions!

But how are we supposed to get rid of the police?

I died again XD