I must perform a ritual to summon a pokemon to undo Golem.
*Lights seven candles in a circle*
*places a batter and a bucket of sand in the center*
"Yue-mow-gway-gway-fye-nee-sow; yue-mow-gway-gway-fye-nee-sow;
Earth and plasma, dirt and power - send me your finest warrior in this darkest hour..."
*lights flicker*
*ground bursts open*
BEHOLD FOR IT IS HE - THE ULTIMATE OF ULTIMATE POKEMON; DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND UNDOER OF DESTINIES - THE FEROCIOUS UNGODLY TERROR THAT FEARS NONE BUT HORRIFIES ALL -
STUNFISK -
UNLEASH THE TIDES OF NEVER-ENDING STRIFE, QUENCH GOLEM'S LIFE IN A SEA OF MISERY AND SUFFERING, HOLD BACK NOT YOUR WRATH FROM THIS HERETIC - AND QUASH HIS EXISTENCE FROM THIS WORLD
MUDDY WATERRRRRRR GOOOOOOO