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Red Pill or Blue Pill?

Will you take the red pill or the blue pill?

  • Red Pill

    Votes: 31 57.4%
  • Blue Pill

    Votes: 23 42.6%

  • Total voters
    54

pkmnhippy

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    Red Pill, I would go insane from boredom when the world ends from the sun destroying the earth, all I could do is float around space all alone forever (Unless I get sucked into a black hole...)
    That, and I could transform into my favorite video game characters and touch myself \o/
     

    Yuoaman

    I don't know who I am either.
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  • Blue pill, definitely, I'd hate watching people die, but I could always jump into a volcano when I became tired of life, right?
     

    Daydream

    [b]Boo.[/b]
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  • Awesome thread.<3

    Would have to be the red pill, while immortality is interesting, I love to eat and sleep. And I'd love to turn into a dragon or some other mythical creature. It would also be interesting live a day as a girl.
     

    Ayselipera

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    Blue pill for sure. I would hate to go through excruciating pain just to be some animal.
     

    DonRoyale

    Get on my choppa!
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  • PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELZ!

    Red.

    I'm not good with such decisions...Hrm.

    I guess it's because it's the color I like better? lmfao. idk. :V
     

    Zeta Sukuna

    Descendant of the Inchlings
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  • Blue. Why? Well, a couple of reasons. Aside from my parents and brother (All of whom would die in my lifetime anyway) I wouldn't miss anyone, really. And I wouldn't have to limit myself, as well as being able to survive almost anything. And if I get bored with life, I'd just off myself. And the third reason. I'd eventually forget about not being able to transform into inatimate objects and kill myself without meaning to. I wouldn't want that, would I? Too much risk.
     

    MechaTrickster

    Another person in the world
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  • Blue Pill, wounds heal fast and I will get to see history all the way until the end of time

    I'd take the red pill. Basically every power you receive under the red pill's influence is optional, whereas with the blue pill you can't help but not need to eat. You can't ever taste anything again, and meanwhile you're immortal and watch people die around you. The answer's self explanatory.
    People die around us everyday so its really common to see somone die on the news
     
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  • I really dont know. With shapeshifting, I wouldnt really need to use it, yet it would be cool when I would and I would finally know what it would be like to be a girl. With the blue pill....I would be much more safer, and be able to choose when I die.
     

    Idiot!

    One shot, one kill.
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    The Red pill, without a doubt. Who wants to be immortal anyway? Not me, never me.

    Afterall, you could just put the pill into your mouth and not swallow, right?
     

    MUSION

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  • Blue Pill, it had me at 'your aging process has ground to a standstill'

    I don't mind saying I freaking LOVE my appearance, so stopping my aging right now would be perfect (this is also my reason against the red pill, as I would not want to shapeshift, even if I was certain I could change back perfectly), and then there's (almost) immortality to boot. Not needing to eat, sleep or breath would be incredible too, as there are very few foods that I like and I already try to waste as little time sleeping as possible.

    If only this pill existed :/
     

    iGaga

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    Blue pill. Shape-shifting is boring, unless you shift into the President. o_o But then, people would be spazzing because there would be two people who both claim and look exactly like the President.
     

    CyanideEspeon

    Strange Woman
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  • Hard decision, but I would pick the blue pill. I like to eat, but I also would love to be in the far future.
     

    TP-BigWill

    The MW2 Specialist
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  • Would you take the red pill or the blue pill?

    You are officialy presented with two pills from a strange man in a suit. The man has orders from his supervisors to force you to take a pill. Refusing in taking a pill will result in being shot by both the man in the suit, and an unknown sniper some distance away. Making a violent or unexpected move will also result in your untimely death. The man in the suit holds his hand out and tells you to take a pill. Before you do however he begins explaining the effects of either pill.

    The red pill allows you to shapeshift, but only into things as small as a rat or as big as an elephant. You can change your race, body shape, even your gender. Any permanent marks you've had on your body, like tattoos will vanish. Serious injuries stay, however. The changes will simply be physical, this means when you transform into a younger version of yourself or someone else, Your body looks and is younger, but you will still die of age as if you have never transformed in the first place. Your brain is not affected, this means you cannot be smarter by transforming into a genius, but it also means that if you transform into a bird you will not have the intelligence of a bird, you will always have your normal human intelligence, in short, your intelligence cannot increase or decrease due to transformation. You can heal minor to significant injuries to some extent with transformation; the more serious ones cannot be healed with transformation.

    You also have the option to transform any part of your body seperatly aswell. For example, If you want the arm of a frog and the tail of a chimp, you are able to. Any Transformation which requires a change in any bone structure in your body will also result in excrutiating pain as you feel the bones fracturing as they shift. However the bones heal almost instantly upon complete transformation.The red pill allows you to transform into fictional beings or extinct beings, but only within the rules of logic. Transforming into inatimate objects or non-biological organisms will lead to death due to the alteration of vital organs to a living organism. You are presented with one obligation however. you must create atleast one transformation on any magnitude once every calendar month. Failure to do so will result in painful mutations in your skeleton.

    The blue pill allows you to be completely self-sustainable. You no longer need to eat, sleep or even breathe. As well, your aging process has ground to a standstill. Your rate of healing is also heavily increased. As long as nobody drops a piano on you or a large bomb, you are effectively immortal. As a side effect, you no longer take pleasure from eating, sleeping, or breathing. The blue pill also negates the effects of traditional surgery, because as soon as they make an incision it heals up, it also removes things such as shrapnel or implants from your body.

    Effects from radiation are also negated within reason. A person taking the blue pill can survive a radiation level up to 1000 rads before subcomming to radiation poisoning. This exposure will also never lead to cancer. You are also able to survive in areas of little to no air for humans to survive due to the fact that air is no longer a necessity. However, traveling to areas of extreme temperatures or pressure changes will still kill you without proper equipment. Potentialy leathal substances will not kill you. Although you will still fall ill from the poison, your recovery will be swift. Electricity and acids with a high ph level will still kill you since they cause damage at a faster rate of damage than the pill can heal. The blue pill will not be able to repair any brain damage if the brain is not intact.

    Taking either pill would be a life-changing miracle, however, you can only pick one. Mixing both pills in your system would result in a poison that would kill you instantly. The Blue pill's healing is not strong enough for you to survive the poison of both pills. Choose wisely.
     
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    I would choose the Blue pill. I don't want to change into different things I just want to look like me and heal faster lol xD
     

    Vyro

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    RED PILL!

    I would turn into something really powerful AND RULE THE WORLD!... I mean... buy a taco...
     
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  • Old thread got old, hmm?

    I would take the red pill, so that way I wouldnt need to use my powers, and still live my normal life.
     
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