Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[Ahri]

Mother Russia stands no chance against my cheap vodka >_>

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your cheap vodka has nothing over my lemonade!

 

[Ahri]

Your lemonade has nothing against my thirst!

 

[Melty~]

Your thirst is beaten by my Dr. Pepper~! ^o^

 

[SethArclight]

Your Dr. Pepper has no match for DR. MARIO

 

[Abby]

Your dr mario has nothing against my bowser

 

[SethArclight]

Your bowser is no match for.....


MY INTERNET BROWSER!!!

 

[Melty~]

Your internet browser got hacked into by my .hacker.

 

[Skystrike]

And your .hacker's computer got hacked by my !hacker!

 

[Abby]

And your !hacker got arrested by the police

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

The police got owned by my seahorse statue.

 

[Melty~]

Your seahorse statue got broken by a drunk ninja!

 

[Nurse Joy]

Your drunk ninja was defeated by my watermelon!

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Your watermelon was no match for my enhanced sword

 

[Abby]

Your enchanded sword cant touch oras

 

[Fernbutter]

But you know what can? MY WAFFLE!

 

[Kanzler]

Your waffle is no match for my rofl.

 

[Skystrike]

Well, while you're on the floor, let's bury you alive in some dirt! >:D

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your dirt is no match for my mineral water!

 

[Abby]

Your mineral water is no match for mega absol