Sarcastic Answers

[CyanFlame]

Basically, what you do is give a sarcastic answer to a stupid question.
Ex:
Poster 1: Is the sky blue?
Poster 2: No way dude, the sky is green with orange polka dots.
Are oranges orange?

And you keep the cycle going... Forever...

Me first!
Does air keep me alive?

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Nah man, it's all donut sprinkles that we gotta breathe.

Is water blue?

 

[droomph]

No, come on, you know that it's actually a very dark clear.

Is he a human?

 

[CyanFlame]

Dude, common sense. Does he look human? He is totally a turtle.
Is ice made from water?

 

[droomph]

Actually it's made from toluene, dumb****

You're alive, right?

 

[Username_9138]

Nah, nah. I'm just a bit tired of being stuck underground, bro.

Is that a scarf around your neck?

 

[CyanFlame]

This isn't a scarf. It's a blue snake that won't get off of my neck.
Is shooting someone illegal?

 

[Eternal Darkness]

No, it's actually recommended in most places.

Is that cat eating the carpet?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

No, it's actually licking its behind.

Do you like cheese?

 

[droomph]

Naaaaw, I like eating trash.

This is a sentence you know.

 

[CyanFlame]

Oh, I thought that that was a question. My bad.
Does an octopus have 8 tentacles?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

No, it only has one, Dumbo!

Why is blood red?

 

[Eternal Darkness]

Because it's always embarressed.

Is that a Piplup or CyanFlame in a Piplup suit?

 

[mineox100]

Neither! It's Piplup in a CyanFlame costume!

Why is my pillow so soft?

 

[Doa]

What pillow? That's obviously your pet ferret.

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[CyanFlame]

None... Nobody has fingers anymore... It's uncool.
What color are violets?

 

[Doa]

Try standing on your head for 5 hours. Whatever color you see before stopping is the color they are.

Do you wear glasses?

 

[Eternal Darkness]

No, I have contacts with frames.

Is that an eye patch you're wearing?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

No!!! It's just my thing that I put over my eye like those chatot tamers over there *points at pokepirates
What is a Pokemon?

 

[CyanFlame]

...My mom.
Is that dog on a leash?