So a Castform walks into a bar...

[PageEmp]

And pecks on illumine repeatedly.

Illumine gets sick of being picked on, walks out, and returns as a Eevee walking into the bar...

 

[illumine]

...and helps two trainers to peck instead, by evolving impressively into a Sylveon. (I just had to take the opportunity to talk about this 'illumine' person, apparently the 'talk of the town.' Props.)

So, like, a Zapdos skates into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And zaps Illumine, causing him to de-evolve.

Illumine grabs a water stone, evolves into a Vaporeon, and walks into the bar...

 

[Otamajakushi]

... and walks out.


So a Dwebble walks into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

... and walks out.

That's no fun. Add some flavour to yer posts!

Anyway the Dwebble starts throwing rocks at everyone and causing chaos.

Otamajakushi and illumine walk out in annoyance, fuse together into a Bisharp, and stomps into the bar...

 

[Otamajakushi]

Stop using people's usernames as Pokemon! ;)

... and joins the kitchen staff in cutting tomatos and onions.

So a Victini flies into a bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and immediately passes out from hitting his head on it. :P

A Flareon slowly walks into a bar, dubious...

 

[PageEmp]

And watches baby shows on tv.

A Donphan rolls into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and accidently rollouts all the tables!

So then a Lucario walks into the bar...

Missed this game <3

 

[FireSnow]

...and starts an impromptu aura reading business

So a Latios soars into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and shakes hands with his friend, Illumise.

So then a Metapod walks into a bar....

 

[PageEmp]

(^lol I nearly read that as illumine(the forum user))

And throws himself at illumine, causing him to get a black eye.

Illumine walks out of the bar, and asks an Arbok to take his place and he walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and slithers under a table, scaring people!

So then a Machoke walks into a bar...

 

[illumine]

...and knocks himself out. It means that they enjoyed their time in the bar, it is why people might go there.

So, like, a Lairon walks circuitously into a bar...

 

[Otamajakushi]

... and ends up taking up 5 barstools, which kind of angers a bunch of bar flies. But Larion doesn't care; he's steel type. The bar goers were forced to retreat because of this fact.

So Volcanion and its entourage makes its way into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and kicks back with a few drinks to blow off some steam

So Meloetta finds herself in bar one night...

 

[PageEmp]

And screams in Starry Windy's ears.

Starry Windy walks out in annoyance, puts on a Latios costume, and goes into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and runs around, exclaiming, "ROAR I AM THE ALMIGHTY DRAGON!"

So a Helioptile walks into a bar, asks "Where's my daddy?", and...

 

[Sun]

... was dragged out of the bar!
So then an Espeon walks into a bar...

 

[Otamajakushi]

... and psychics everybody. I don't remember much else, because I was psychic'd.

So a Krookodile walks coolly into a bar...