So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Adam Levine]

...but everyone bans Illumine. They let Arceus in, though.

So Mew floats into a bar like no one's business...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and brags about learning every move!

So then a Heatran stomps into a bar...

 

[Otamajakushi]

... and angrily orders everyone a drink!

So a Zoroark is in a bar, apparently, ...

 

[illumine]

...and is teetotal, so people mistake it for Stalin.

So a Misdreavus floats inconspicuously into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and asks, "Are you hiring a new singer here?"

So a Joltik walks into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And puts KetsuekiR into a web and stings him.

KetsuekiR gets reincarnated into a Pinsir and walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and kills the poor Joltik. Aww.

A Spinda accidentally wanders into a bar...

 

[illumine]

...and takes the stage - but only to reveal that it's Regina George in disguise. Everyone is disappointed.

So a Zebstrika flashes into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and a Machoke rides on him, telling him to ride away or he gets shot.

The next day, that Machoke comes into the bar again...

 

[PageEmp]

And smashes the bar's stage to show he is strong. But all the mons see this as an attack and run out, screaming away.

A Wingull heard all the screaming so flew into the bar to see what was going on...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and decided to pay Machoke if he "dances".

Incidentally, the Zebstrika from earlier walks into the bar again...

 

[PageEmp]

And he reprimands the Machoke for what he did earlier and for chasing everyone out. He also shocks him as well.

Then suddenly... A few seconds later... The Machoke said 'my mind... It's all clear now!'. Everyone got worried.

The Machoke left, evolved, brought a Greninja with him, and they both walk into the bar...

(See if you can spot a reference.)

 

[Sun]

...and danced together!
So then an Arcanine majestically pounced into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and draws all the attention for being so lengendary leaving some poor Rapidash all alone, asingle tear sliding down its face as it wishes it was as cool Arcanine.

That Rapidash leaves, cries the night away and drags itself back to the bar in the morning...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and decides to see if Arcanine can actually prove itself legendary.

A Moltres walks into the same bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and warms up the bar for everyone!

So then a Hoppip floats into a bar...

 

[Sun]

and it accidentally landed on a Slugma!

So then a Magikarp managed to splash into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and splashes back out after having a few too many!

So then a Cryogonal floats into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And listens to songs.... With a music player made of ice.

Illumine the forum user walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And listens to songs.... With a music player made of ice.

A Froakie hops into the bar...