So a Castform walks into a bar...

[PageEmp]

And accidentally sets the entire bar on fire!

...and is unable to perform his doctorial duties cause hes got no hands!

Then he should use his wings, right?

A Wingul flies into the bar...

 

[Desert Stream~]

And makes everything wet.

A Tropius walks into a bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and everyone takes the fruit from its beard.

So a Pelipper enters the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and downs 3 drinks in one gulp. Many other patrons are impressed and Pelipper and thus begins the legend of Pelipper.

Later, a Kabutops slices its way into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and asks where he can take dance classes. It has always been his dream to become a professional dancer.

Then an Armaldo enters the bar...

 

[Sun]

... and it uses Swords Dance!
So then a Stantler gets into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and it mesmerizes people with its antlers.

The bartender's son, Sawk, then enters the bar...

(1000th post :D)

 

[Pendraflare]

...and is noticed for its mad karate skills.

Then its cousin, Throh, enters the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and starts a fight with his dad, because he's to lazy to clean his room.

Then an Empoleon waggles into the bar...

(1000th post :D)

Woo, congrats! A great moment to stop posting (and give others a chance), don't you think?

 

[FireSnow]

Woo, congrats! A great moment to stop posting (and give others a chance), don't you think?

I suppose I can slow it down a little bit...*proceeds to turn it up to mach 10*

...and Hydro Pumps the belligerent Throh

Just then a little Piplup wanders into the bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and pecks away at the bartender for no reason whatsoever.

So a Chansey walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And heals everyone in the bar.

A Gothitelle walks into the bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...And weeps when it learns everyone's life spans.

Then a Zoroark skulks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and walks out because Empoleon shouldn't be doing that.

A Prinplup suddenly breaks the bar's door down...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...And chats up one of the waitresses, a Delibird!

So an Octillery sidles into the bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and uses Octazooka to get everyone inky so it can steal a drink!

So a Sandile enters a bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and showcased its rather amazing movepool.

So a male Gardevoir walked into the bar, and asked the Dragon types.. where's the counter?

 

[PageEmp]

An then a Gengar comes out and accidentally hits on him, thinking he was female. Male-Gardy fires a nasty psychic at him and he cries off.

Honchkrow, Gengar's twin brother, enters the bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And tips his "hat" when he says hello.

So a Cubchoo walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and sneezes all over Honchkrow.

So a Hypno walks into a bar...