So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Meadow]

...and uses some crazy shenanigans to get some free drinks!

So then a Zorua enters the bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... but is disguised as a human so no one notices the difference!

So then a Manaphy floats into the bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....but because the bartender watched Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea he believes this Manaphy is a baby and he gets turned away.

So then a Bidoof saunters into the bar....

 

[Meadow]

...but everyone tries getting him to use HM moves for their own selfish purposes!

So then a Bibarel enters the bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... and is instantly cast out for being so derpy!

So a Paras walks into a bar...

 

[I AM VEGEMITE]

AND GETS SMACKED IN THE HEAD WITH A JAR OF VEGEMITE.

SO A VEGE- I MEAN A MUK WALKS INTO THE BAR...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

WHO ARE YOU
....and everyone instantly leaves, scared pf getting melted by acid.

A Zubat then flies into a bar....

 

[Guardian]

and sven kicks it out
...and a fasion show commences!

A Gengar walks into a bar....

OMG I DIDNT SEE THIS
ahahahahahhahahahaha

...and bumps into a wall cos it has no eyes

Flareon then walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and proceeds to burn the still it sits on.

So then a Espeon walks into the bar....

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....and asks why there's like, five Flareon in this bar.

Then another Flareon struts into the bar....

 

[Fairy Tale~]

And then gets hydro pumped by the Blastoise.

So a Vaporeon walks into a bar....

 

[Squirrel]

... and causes it to rain inside, making the electricity short circuit and setting the bar on fire! (Even though everything is soaking wet...)

So Ditto transforms into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and gets stuck like that for his entire life.

So a Tynamo floats into the ditto-bar....

 

[Meadow]

...and started getting depression because it couldn't find a drink. =(

So then a Machamp walks into the real bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and orders a drink. Anticlimax!

Then a Magnemite floats into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and it ends up cutting the power supply of the entire bar!

So then another passenger Pidgey flies into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and bangs into a poll scattering anything he was carrying onto the floor and now its up for graps!

So then a Electrivire walks into the bar with his gang of electabuzz....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and electrocute the owner and take over the bar.

Then a Luvdisc swims into the same bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and gets bullied by the new dictators of the bar.

So then a Kangaskhan enters the bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... but gets kicked out immediately for bringing in a child!

So a Slugma walks into a bar...

Lol, get it? Walks? Slugma? It's a slug? Hehehehe...