So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

...or did it? I don't see anything.

So an Arcanine walks into a bar...

 

[Sheep]

..incinerating everything in sight, but only accidentally.

So a Voltorb "walks" into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

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..and explodes because everyone hates Voltorb )<

So a Castform walks into a bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and performs an awesome piano song. Of course it's the singing one, Castform has no arms.

Sp then a Liepard walks into the bar....

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and parahaxes everyone with Thunder Wave.

So a Cryogonal walks into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and tries cooling all of the drinks.

So then another passenger Pidgey flies into the bar...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

... and is told to leave due other patrons in the bar tired of seeing Pidgey

So a Regigigas slowly walks into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...but the doorway was destroyed as it walked in!

So then a Pichu with goggles enters the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and asks where he can find the nearest sandstorm.

Then a Snorlax walks into the bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... and falls asleep in the doorway, not letting anyone else in!

So a Koffing floats into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and gets kicked out for polluting the air!

So then a mad Dedenne enters the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and challenge the other Pokémon for a game So a Dedenne walks into a bar... and lost all his cash because he sucks at it.

Then a Farfetch'd enters the bar...

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

...and discovers that they serve roasted duck, so it leaves.

So a Gliscor glides into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and started looking if he could find his precious (the Razor Fang he lost upon evolution) anywhere around here.

Then a Remoraid swims into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

And plops into one of the coffee mugs.

So then a Muk flops into the bar...

 

[Precious~Dark]

a lot of pokemon decide to leave because of the awful smell...

a Azurill bounced into the bar

 

[Maruno]

...and consequently lost the high jump competition.

A Rhyhorn walked into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...but left several cracks on the bar's brittle floor.

So then an extremely hyper Pachirisu enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and buys Castform a drink.

So a Floatzel swims rapidly into a bar...

 

[Maruno]

...and reminds everyone that he's slippery when wet.

Just then, a Drifloon floats into a bar...